Alert Mongoose Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Overly sensitive petrol pumps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 People who call tomato sauce red sauce ! Quims 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Cutting finger chopping large grapes in half. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Cutting finger chopping large grapes in half. I take it you were chopping them for an infant to eat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I take it you were chopping them for an infant to eat? I cut then in half to put in my joghurt,fruit breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Have frogurt instead. It comes with your choice of topping 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Cutting finger chopping large grapes in half. You utter bOFTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Dexy's Midnight Runners' "Come On Eileen". Get to-ra-loo-ra f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I cut then in half to put in my joghurt,fruit breakfast. No just have a bacon roll on a Friday like a normal c**t? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Trains Down South. The scrolling digital signs on board only seem to tell you the final destination (as opposed to all the stops in order) and most stations only seem to have station name sign which isn't particularly helpful if you're not parked up beside it and the guard just reiterates which town the train is for. I'll never slag Scotrail again. Well, not for the rest of today anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Trying to cut a 6 page document back to 3 pages. Verbose c***s. CTRL + A, the Delete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 43 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Good call. My other option was to reduce the font size to 2pt and make it Comic Sans. You'll be the James Ellroy of P&B, whittling down your prose to the bare bones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Spoons Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 BBC news presenters that cannot speak properly! For example, Annita McVeigh. Every third or fourth word is 'uh'. She is almost unwatchable. Mind you, when you look at her first name it would seem her parents can't spell either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: I cut then in half to put in my joghurt,fruit breakfast. It's common knowledge that the correct way is to inject the yoghurt into the grape , you fucking peasant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mr Spoons said: BBC news presenters that cannot speak properly! For example, Annita McVeigh. Every third or fourth word is 'uh'. She is almost unwatchable. Mind you, when you look at her first name it would seem her parents can't spell either. Chick Young is bad for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 25 minutes ago, Mr Spoons said: BBC news presenters that cannot speak properly! For example, Annita McVeigh. Every third or fourth word is 'uh'. She is almost unwatchable. Mind you, when you look at her first name it would seem her parents can't spell either. Annita McVeigh is a tit? 20 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Chick Young is bad. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Chick Young is bad. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The f**k is joghurt? Nipple rash I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 FTFY Bollocks, beat me to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 What's going on today? Jogurt. Chopped grapes. Black mould. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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