Rugster Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 #Next week I need to be in Dundee, Inverness and Leeds, in a period of three days. Mucho driving, mucho hotels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 (edited) Not winning football coupons. Having been crap at them ever since I started, I've become pretty much accustomed to not winning on accumulators, but the manner of the one last night was terrible. For £1.00 (a sensible stake given my track record with accumulators ) on three draws: Werder Bremen vs Barcelona = 1-1 Spartak Moscow vs Sporting Lisbon = 1-1 Liverpool vs Galatasaray = 3-2. It would have been better if they'd been 3-0 up with 2 minutes left, you know it's over. But for it to be 3-2 and for Galatasaray to throw everyhing but the kitchen sink (apparently ) and not score is just aaaaaarrrrrrgghhhh!!! :bairn Rant over. Edited September 28, 2006 by ShakehandsTom - DFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 How much would you have won shakehands? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Probably no much if he only put a quid on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 You obviously haven't seen the male managers in my store. The two best looking ones are both married! And 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazel1884 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Blacky has left saints He's up in Sneck training with his bro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Work tomorrow with a hangover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onejamesgrady Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 The stupid tw*t in the custard yellow Megane (serves him right) who forced me to brake sharply by pulling straight in the fast lane as he came onto the K*llie bypass. And subsequently overtook me just after I''d overtaken him Funny the number of blokes who suddenly feel the need to go faster cos their egos can't take being passed by a blonde wumman in a P reg Fiesta. Grow up boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I fecking hate folk who will only drive on the outside lane of the M77 from Fenwick all the way up to the land of the weegie, there are two lanes for a fcuking reason. & twats that can workout the new Whitletts roundabout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Funny the number of blokes who suddenly feel the need to go faster cos their egos can't take being passed by a blonde wumman in a P reg Fiesta. Grow up boys. But...someone might see and then we would be gay or something....... Oh, wait....custard yellow Megane - already gay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I'm supposed to get my results for my CFP exam this morning, but the c*nts haven't sent it yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Banks who won't give you any wages on the day they go into the bank, after telling you they will last month. Fuckers. I'm changing banks. I hope that fucking black horse breaks a leg and gets humped off to the glue factory! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 (edited) This site It's clearly gone to the scrote-eating goats that live on boats that float in moats near John O'Groats, I note. Edited September 29, 2006 by Peterhead Dave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 (edited) How much would you have won shakehands? Would've been £38.00. Before any moany person comes on and states it's not a fortune, I have the intelligence to realise this but it would have been a tidy return for a quid. Edited September 29, 2006 by ShakehandsTom - DFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 When you're in a hurry to get somewhere and can't get to where you want to be due to folk driving at less than the speed limit despite having a clear road in front of them. Oh yeah - and parents doing the "school run". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilly Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 This site It's clearly gone to the scrote-eating goats that live on boats that float in moats near John O'Groats, I note. Agreed What a load of bollox that was/is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 My bosses post is getting made redundent He either has to take a 5k wage cut or leave the company,He may be a manc but he is a good boss. Time to look for another job i think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Some company attempted to deliver my passport to me on friday. (They're called Special Mail Services or something.) Anyway, I obviously wasn't in due to work and things, so they put a wee note through my door asking me to call them to rearrange delivery. Fine. This is how conversation went: ME: Hi, I'm phoning to get a delivery rearranged. INCOMPETENT GUY ON PHONE: OK, what's the reference number. ME: *gives reference number and confirms address and name* IGOP: OK, when will you be in. ME: Well, I usually get home from work around 6pm and work monday to friday. IGOP: Hmm, that could be a problem as that is when we deliver. ME: Well, how are you going to get this to me then? IGOP: We could deliver it to your work. ME: Grand. IGOP: What's the postcode of your workplace? ME: Erm, not sure. *hunts around for a bit* Can I not just give you the address? IGOP: OK, we can try that, but I really need a postcode. ME: *guessing* AB45 1EY IGOP: No, that's not coming up on my system. And it's an AB postcode, but you live at IV ME: Well, is it totally inconveivable that I work outside of my town? IGOP: No, it just means we can't deliver to your work. ME: Why?! IGOP: Because it's in the depot in Inverness. ME: And? IGOP: Well, we'd have to deliver it to the Aberdeen depot for it to be delivered to your work. ME: That's ridiculous, my work is closer to Inverness than it is to Aberdeen. IGOP: That's the way my system works. Where are you in the country? ME: In the north of Scotland. IGOP: Is that near Glasgow? ME: *lol* No, it's nowhere near Glasgow. It's about 4 and a half hours' drive north of Glasgow. IGOP: Oh. ME: *wtf* OK, so can my husband take delivery. IGOP: Yes, as long as he can show some of your ID. ME: No problem. When can you deliver? He comes home from work for his lunch for an hour, can you guarantee it'll be within a certain time? IGOP: No, and we'd charge extra for that. ME: So let me get this straight. You charge for a time delivery slot, yet you can't guarantee it'll get there in that time? IGOP: Pretty much. ME: OK..... IGOP: We can deliver on a saturday if that's any use. ME: Why didn't you just say that in the first place?! That'll be fine. Tomorrow? IGOP: Oh no, you'd have had to have phoned before 4pm to get it re-delivered tomorrow. ME: No doubt. Well, next week then? I'm going on holiday the sunday after that, so can you guarantee I'll get it then? IGOP: Yes, sometime between 8am and 6pm. ME: Great *rolleyes* OK, so it's probably not the guy on the phone's fault, but he was a bit of a plank, especially when he asked if I was near Glasgow LOL, and he didn't go out of his way to help either. Arse. /rant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Having a big f'ck off bruise over my right hip, the rseult of careering into the perimeter wall at Raydale Park during somewhat over-enthusiastic goal celebrations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Incompetent plumbers who go home for the weekend and leave the sink unplumbed without telling anyone. The water has now flooded the downstairs hall and completely ruined the carpet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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