IainMorton Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Good looking woman who are covered in tattoos. An immediate turn off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 14 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Good looking woman who are covered in tattoos. An immediate turn off. Also smoking. The instant way to kill my boner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 11 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Also smoking. The instant way to kill my boner They do say it causes impotence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 13 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: They do say it causes impotence. Certainly does in me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Just had a pot of mixed fruit and it was shite, especially the melon, which is bowfing stuff. Why can't the nice things be good for us and the shite things be bad for us? Why can't I have five a day of Twix? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 18 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Just had a pot of mixed fruit and it was shite, especially the melon, which is bowfing stuff. Why can't the nice things be good for us and the shite things be bad for us? Why can't I have five a day of Twix? Also the stuff that is good for us is more expensive and the crap we eat is cheap. Change the prices round and we may eat healthier! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 1 minute ago, IainMorton said: Also the stuff that is good for us is more expensive and the crap we eat is cheap. Change the prices round and we may eat healthier! Yeah! And make bevvy a health drink and fruit smoothies give you liver disease! And make all the birds lez off in front of me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 (edited) People who are driving in the outside lane slowly passing traffic then move into the inside lane and speed up. Edited July 4, 2018 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 20 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Also the stuff that is good for us is more expensive and the crap we eat is cheap. Change the prices round and we may eat healthier! Nonsense. An apple or banana is cheaper than a bag of crisps or bar of chocolate. And that's just one example 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Nonsense. An apple or banana is cheaper than a bag of crisps or bar of chocolate. And that's just one example Depends where you shop. But broadly, yes. They still don't taste as nice though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 28 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: People who are driving in the outside lane slowly passing traffic then move into the inside lane and speed up. Even worse if the vehicle they're passing is a HGV, they creep up on it as if it could topple over at any moment and then accelerate as soon as they're past it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: People who are driving in the outside lane slowly passing traffic then move into the inside lane and speed up. For the benefit of @19QOS19, you should probably mention which outside lane you mean. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: Yeah! And make bevvy a health drink and fruit smoothies give you liver disease! And make all the birds lez off in front of me! Jay from inbetweeners^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 5 hours ago, IainMorton said: Good looking woman who are covered in tattoos. An immediate turn off. I don't mind a bit of subtle body art. Some are bloody awful though. The current trend (well I've just noticed) seems to be bloody awful tats on the thigh. Currently highlighted in the hot weather as the skank pussy is all wearing short shorts or skirts displaying their questionable 'art' on their flabby thighs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Just threw together a quick pasta salad with teriyaki salmon and put some stuffed peppers through it. Love stuffed peppers normally, but these were too salty, presumably the cheese inside was saltier than usual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 29 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: I don't mind a bit of subtle body art. Some are bloody awful though. The current trend (well I've just noticed) seems to be bloody awful tats on the thigh. Currently highlighted in the hot weather as the skank pussy is all wearing short shorts or skirts displaying their questionable 'art' on their flabby thighs "Skank pussy"? Get a fucking grip of yourself. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: "Skank pussy"? Get a fucking grip of yourself. No. Get a grip of yourself No need to swear either. Shows you're weak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Trackdaybob said: No. Get a grip of yourself No need to swear either. Shows you're weak. And saying "skank pussy" proves that you're weak minded. c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Just now, Sweet Pete said: And saying "skank pussy" proves that you're weak minded. c**t. Oh dear. Can somebody go get a new @Sweet Pete, this one seems to be broken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 5 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: Just had a pot of mixed fruit and it was shite, especially the melon, which is bowfing stuff. Why can't the nice things be good for us and the shite things be bad for us? Why can't I have five a day of Twix? I love whisky and beer not because I want some form of escapism or simply want to cave some c***'s skull in, but because it tastes excellent. If the government was serious about cutting down my intake then they'd plough money into researching good things that taste good. Until then, I'll keep the happy status quo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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