Cerberus Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 43 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: you've skirted around the real issue here people who say "mac'n'cheese" should be scrotally flayed alive and made to eat their bawbags (like, completely chew and eat them, not in a half-arsed "throbber's stag do" testicular gargling style) women - nipples severed and sewn to their eyelids no punishment is too severe for anyone using that phrase i am aware that the mcdonald's restaurant chain stock said foodstuff and i swear to god if i ever hear anyone say "i'm goin' to maccy d's for mac'n'cheese" I'll fucking finish them, there and then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Is it a cheese toastie or cheese and toast? I would say cheese toastie if it is cheese cooked between two bits of bread.Cheese on toast if it is only being grilled on one bit of bread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Probably shouldn't mention i call it Cheese Mac. Sidestepped that landmine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 22 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Probably shouldn't mention i call it Cheese Mac. Sidestepped that landmine. praise be to Diana the dirty mare... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 The sausage sizzle is commonplace in Australia, usually as a fund raising thing for kids sports and community organisations. Bunnings Warehouses have them at the entrance to their stores and for $2.50 you get a BBQ’d snag on bread with onions if you want them, then help yourself to dead ‘orse, BBQ sauce, mustard. Now some twat has decided there is a potential safety issue as fried onions can be slippery and somebody might slip on them and sue Bunnings. So word has gone out that if you want onions they go on the bread first then the sausage. Stuff and fucking nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 51 minutes ago, Eednud said: The sausage sizzle is commonplace in Australia, usually as a fund raising thing for kids sports and community organisations. Bunnings Warehouses have them at the entrance to their stores and for $2.50 you get a BBQ’d snag on bread with onions if you want them, then help yourself to dead ‘orse, BBQ sauce, mustard. Now some twat has decided there is a potential safety issue as fried onions can be slippery and somebody might slip on them and sue Bunnings. So word has gone out that if you want onions they go on the bread first then the sausage. Stuff and fucking nonsense. I'd go further and ban this practice completely for no reason other than to ensure I never have to see the words "sausage sizzle" and "BBQ'd snag" ever again. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 1 hour ago, hk blues said: I'd go further and ban this practice completely for no reason other than to ensure I never have to see the words "sausage sizzle" and "BBQ'd snag" ever again. Pish. Grabbing a snag fresh off the barbie at a sausage sizzle is one of the finer things. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 If would just get back to speaking the Queen’s English that would be great thanks. I didn’t vote Leave for this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If would just get back to speaking the Queen’s English that would be great thanks. I didn’t vote Leave for this. We can nuke ‘em without worrying about what they say in Brussels. God save the Queen’s English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Snags are life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If would just get back to speaking Queen’s English that would be great thanks. I've taken my bows, and my curtain calls. You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it - I thank you all. But it's been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise; I consider it a challenge before the whole human race, and I ain't gonna lose all fine and dandy if you can put up with the world and his wife bitchin' about starting sentences with conjunctions I suppose... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Being a tourist and therefore being associated with those that leave their brains at home and live to spend their time off standing in queues for hours on end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If would just get back to speaking the Queen’s English that would be great thanks. I didn’t vote Leave for this. f**k that. Back to broad Scots. Lallans, Doric or get tae f**k EAT: Insular Scots is alright in the northern islands as long as they keep it there. Edited November 14, 2018 by AsimButtHitsASix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If would just get back to speaking the Queen’s English RIP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 12 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: i am aware that the mcdonald's restaurant chain stock said foodstuff and i swear to god if i ever hear anyone say "i'm goin' to maccy d's for mac'n'cheese" I'll fucking finish them, there and then No you won't, you'll stand there and contain your rage until you get home then you'll come on here and rant about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Muir Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 c***s who refer to the ground, pavement, road surface etc as the floor.Floors are found in buildings. c***s 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: Pish. Grabbing a snag fresh off the barbie at a sausage sizzle is one of the finer things. And you can add barbie to that list - it's nothing other than a child's toy in civilised language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 The Death of the High Street I don't care f**k off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 The Death of the High Street I don't care f**k offUsually spoken by those that haven't set foot on a High Street for years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Just now, Hedgecutter said: Usually spoken by those that haven't set foot on a High Street for years. Precisely why I don't care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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