Trackdaybob Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, GordonD said: And what NHS resources would have been used up if the taxi had hit something and MM had gone through the windscreen? But he didn't did he. What NHS resources would have been used if________________________________________________(insert any scenario you like that didn't happen)?? Non statement. What if? What if? What if? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, GordonD said: And what NHS resources would have been used up if the taxi had hit something and MM had gone through the windscreen? Or smashed into the back of the head of the driver or passenger, either of whom might actually be missed by somebody. Should have been done for attempted murder imo. Edited November 27, 2018 by welshbairn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Had to sit through on of those conversations yesterday with Mrs B, her sister and the MIL. Ohh auld Tommy died.Who? Ye ken auld Tommy!Married to Nancy?Aye thats him. His laddie was your age.Naw thats a different Nancy.Naw your thinking of Nancy Wilson, she ran the wee corner shop, used to go about wi Mary.Mary Anderson?Nawww Mary that used to knit scarves for yous.Ahh right ok. So not that Nancy then?Naw not that Nancy. This Nancy used to live with Jimmy before mind.....SHOOT ME PLEASEI’m lost.Who is Ken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Never mind, im on the drink now and will probably get refused onto the flight later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Had to sit through on of those conversations yesterday with Mrs B, her sister and the MIL. Ohh auld Tommy died.Who? Ye ken auld Tommy!Married to Nancy?Aye thats him. His laddie was your age.Naw thats a different Nancy.Naw your thinking of Nancy Wilson, she ran the wee corner shop, used to go about wi Mary.Mary Anderson?Nawww Mary that used to knit scarves for yous.Ahh right ok. So not that Nancy then?Naw not that Nancy. This Nancy used to live with Jimmy before mind.....SHOOT ME PLEASEi get this shit everytime i visit my old neighbour. hes disabled so doesnt get out all that much yet he still seems to know everything thats going on in peoples lifes. worst part is im not originally from forfar so dont know that many people yet i still get the storyhim - do you know old tam*?me - noaye you do married on margaret* with the dodgy leg?no i dont know themyeah you do he worked at that factory?honestly i dont know them their son ryan* had the blue car... (20 minutes later)him - anyway his dog had a haircut/other pointless drivel.at least twice a visit the above happens.*names changed to protect their real identities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Never mind, im on the drink now and will probably get refused onto the flight later. c***s on holiday thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Had to sit through on of those conversations yesterday with Mrs B, her sister and the MIL. Ohh auld Tommy died. Who? .... SHOOT ME PLEASE Used to get that with my mum and dad (RIP). Went on about auld dod or some other piss stained jake that used to live round the corner from us when I was wee. Only for them to realise about half an hour later that he was only alive when my oldest sister (16 years older than me) was wee and died 10 years before I was born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 10 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: c***s on holiday thread for this pish. c***s at their work thread for this pish actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: c***s at their work thread for this pish actually. Wasting aviation fuel, wasting taxi petrol, wasting the environment, wasting company time, wasting police resources, wasting seatbelt manufacturers time - I hope you're proud of yourself? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 The missus is applying for jobs in Scotland and, when she sees one she really likes she e-mails me it so I can look at it. I never check my e-mail. She then hits me up on facebook messenger to tell me to check my e-mail. Naw. Just send it on facebook messenger ya fud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 13 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: The missus is applying for jobs in Scotland Any particular part? Or are we back to the everywhere-in-Scotland-is-within-walking-distance-of-everywhere-else thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 17 minutes ago, GordonD said: Any particular part? Or are we back to the everywhere-in-Scotland-is-within-walking-distance-of-everywhere-else thread? He's been in Lahndahn 10 minutes and everything above Watford is up norf or Scotland. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 This is definitely some kind of very niche Fake Taxi video you've been in. Something something Mario Kart, something mushroom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Wasting aviation fuel, wasting taxi petrol, wasting the environment, wasting company time, wasting police resources, wasting seatbelt manufacturers time - I hope you're proud of yourself? Very proud. I’ve probably eaten and drank 3 times my own body weight at the airport lounge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 24 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 6 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: And another thing..... "Help is coming" When you've done nothing untoward. The machines a bellend You know doubt put the items you have bought on the incorrect bit. Humans Are the issue No. I had two items. A pizza. And a drink. Scan, beep, placed in bag. Scan, beep, placed in bag. No issues but oh no "help is coming". Load of pish! It's ok though, I'm over it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just witnessed a two way wifey punch up at Stansted next to the departure gate. Wifie currently lying on the ground with blood pishing out her face. What a day to be alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just witnessed a two way wifey punch up at Stansted next to the departure gate. Wifie currently lying on the ground with blood pishing out her face. What a day to be alive. Either a wid? Chance for you to join the mile high club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, welshbairn said: Either a wid? Chance for you to join the mile high club. One is, the other you would have no choice. Both going to Luxembourg though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 23 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: So a product that is quite light I would guess was the issue ? Did you place it in the correct bagging area Bob ? Bob I'm starting to think you are not over this and a lie has been told. Telling lies is bad Bob Nah I'm over it but thank you for your concern. Makes me feel all warm inside. Or I've wet myself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just witnessed a two way wifey punch up at Stansted next to the departure gate. Wifie currently lying on the ground with blood pishing out her face. What a day to be alive.There’ll be a film made of this day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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