coprolite Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 5 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Why is there so much hatred for "melon farmers"? In Mr Majestyk, Charlez Bronson's character's job is farming melons. Maybe he was a p***k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Did you just say Charlie Bronzo was a p***k? Expect a letter from his agent...it will knock you out! Good Luck with that. Charlies was the hardest man every until they put him a coffin. It took 4 days, dead, nobody would lift his body into the coffin, this is true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 5 hours ago, Shotgun said: My very first night in America back in 1991, I watched 'An American Werewolf in London' on the telly. As an admirer of Jenny Agutter's uh, acting, I was devastated amused to note that the micro-second of nekkidity had been cut. People being mauled to death, intestines spilling out, and human bodies rotting progressively...all left in. American Werewolf was the very first VHS video I saw. My dad hires out a video recorder for the weekend along with 2 videos (can’t remenber what the other one was). Don’t think I slept for a week after seeing it (I was probably about 9 at the time). Agutter’s Flange (Great band btw) didn’t make an impact on me until Walkabout though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 I didn't mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Cafes that serve nice fresh , soft scones then give you butter straight out the fridge to try and spread on them . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Dentist tomorrow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: American Werewolf was the very first VHS video I saw. The Long Good Friday for me. The first thing I recorded by myself was an episode of Minder. One day this information will be useful. 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Agutter’s Flange (Great band btw) didn’t make an impact on me until Walkabout though. My word, what a wonderful piece of art that film was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Ederson’s neck tattoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 I’m back at work tomorrow and hope that there’s enough time passed since the 1st that no-one will demand Happy New Year handshakes. Anyone doing that shite after January 1st can get in the bin. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I’m back at work tomorrow and hope that there’s enough time passed since the 1st that no-one will demand Happy New Year handshakes. Anyone doing that shite after January 1st can get in the bin. I’m not going back until Monday for this very reason. 2-5th is the danger zone imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 I'm dreading the whole 'How was your Christmas/New Years' bollocks. I shall give only a shrug or grunt or at most a monosyllabic reply. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 3 hours ago, capybara said: Dentist tomorrow... Probably should have brushed your teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, capybara said: Dentist tomorrow... Ah the inevitable dressing down from the Dental Hygienist about not flossing. As someone else posted ages ago Dental Hygienist: Your teeth are terrible, the plaque build up is the worst I have ever seen, all your teeth will fall out, your gums will bleed and you will die. Dentist: open wide, yep, yep, all good here. Edited January 3, 2019 by Swarley Spelling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 I’m back at work tomorrow and hope that there’s enough time passed since the 1st that no-one will demand Happy New Year handshakes. Anyone doing that shite after January 1st can get in the bin.Plus every c*nt, telling you what their pointless New Year’s resolutions are! Aye, the same as last year eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 4 hours ago, capybara said: Dentist tomorrow... Mr Tist is brilliant. Please give him my regards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: I'm dreading the whole 'How was your Christmas/New Years' bollocks. I shall give only a shrug or grunt or at most a monosyllabic reply. Just tell them you've converted to Islam and no longer celebrate Christmas. That'll stop anyone from talking to you again. Remember to sign off with "Alluha Akbar". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 7 hours ago, Swarley said: Just tell them you've converted to Islam and no longer celebrate Christmas. That'll stop anyone from talking to you again. Remember to sign off with "Alluha Akbar". And miss out on the bacon rolls? Not worth it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 9 hours ago, Swarley said: Just tell them you've converted to Islam and no longer celebrate Christmas. That'll stop anyone from talking to you again. Remember to sign off with "Alluha Akbar". Wasn't he in 'Return of the Jedi'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Some gimp was on the radio yesterday campaigning for obesity to be classed as a disease to 'stop some of the stigma attached to it.' I don't even know where to begin with that. But I do fancy a Burger King for lunch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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