GordonD Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I live like Mother Theresa these days but listening to the Happy Mondays quite a bit just now and find myself salivating like Mr Hyde. Stopping the poor folk in Africa using contraceptives so the famine problem gets worse? What an utter c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I live like Mother Theresa these days but listening to the Happy Mondays quite a bit just now and find myself salivating like Mr Hyde.She had better shoes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 He had such a wet dream he got a statue commissioned of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I live like Mother Theresa these days but listening to the Happy Mondays quite a bit just now and find myself salivating like Mr Hyde. She had better shoes True. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, GordonD said: Stopping the poor folk in Africa using contraceptives so the famine problem gets worse? What an utter c**t. More like running about after cripples and invalids and wearing a sari. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: "The Death of the High Street" World's changing. Get over it. I much prefer going to retail parks on the outskirts of the city for stuff than the city centre. The 2 main ones in Inverness both have a Tesco Extra, and smaller food store, clothes stores, massive garden centres, restaurants, a cinema, a massive play centre. and most importantly; free parking. The only time in in the city centre now is for a night out. For stuff you can't get at a retail park, you get it online. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 People who use clever sounding words for something then immediately give the layman term for it, as if to cater for the 'less educated' listeners. Woman on the radio talking about a "cessation of hostilities, or 'cease fire'". Either use language that you're confident your demographic will understand or treat them like adults capable of being exposed to less frequently used words you patronising c*nt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: More like running about after cripples and invalids and wearing a sari. If they're cripples and invalids she'd hardly need to run, would she? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 13 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cant listen to Beethoven's Eroica symphony. Reminds me of that time my curly wig fell off in public at its premiere in April 1805. Complete minter. Did you feel a bit da-da-da-dumb? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 19 hours ago, Shandon Par said: True. @philpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 The amount of additional charges when buying gig tickets. Just bought two tickets that were £30 each but for each ticket I had to pay a service charge, handling fee (what’s the difference?) and a facilities fee which meant the total was £71. Obviously don’t mind paying for postage, but the other fees are a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, throbber said: Have felt pretty sick for 3 days of my week off so far and today is the worst day yet. I’ll no doubt feel fine for being back at work on Monday. No chance mate. Sounds like you've got bad aids. I'm afraid to say that you'll probably be dead by Monday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, throbber said: At least I won’t have to go back to work. I think it’s pneumonia myself, have chills up and down my back and struggling to keep any food down. Thought I was feeling better yesterday so had my usual mix of beer and wine but I think that’s made it worse today. You're finished mate. RIP xx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 At least I won’t have to go back to work. I think it’s pneumonia myself, have chills up and down my back and struggling to keep any food down. Thought I was feeling better yesterday so had my usual mix of beer and wine but I think that’s made it worse today.The reversal has begun! The other guy is going to put you through hell with all his drinking, drugs, Sodomy and general wrecklessness 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Really starting to hate the song "Together in Electric Dreams" because of those fucking c***s in that cider advert, which is a shame. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 2 hours ago, IainMorton said: The amount of additional charges when buying gig tickets. Just bought two tickets that were £30 each but for each ticket I had to pay a service charge, handling fee (what’s the difference?) and a facilities fee which meant the total was £71. Obviously don’t mind paying for postage, but the other fees are a joke. I never quite get this - the transactional world is all about robotics, automation and efficiency. Yet if you were to rock up to the venue's box office, where they have the overheads of property, utilities, employing people to sit and serve you - none of those charges are applied, and you just buy a ticket for face value. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Really starting to hate the song "Together in Electric Dreams" because of those fucking c***s in that cider advert, which is a shame. let's do an acoustic version of a song called 'together in ELECTRIC dreams' hipster arsehole cockwombles. Only beaten in the current annoying adverts by those peely peely McD c***s, they win as they on the radio and TV 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Fat gits on buses. I'm not the slimmest but at least I manage to keep my bulk to one seat. charge the salad dodgers double. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 At least I won’t have to go back to work. I think it’s pneumonia myself, have chills up and down my back and struggling to keep any food down. Thought I was feeling better yesterday so had my usual mix of beer and wine but I think that’s made it worse today.The old remedy of piss poor beer and cheap wine DIDN’T help your illness? I’m shocked! You’re done for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 45 minutes ago, tarapoa said: I never quite get this - the transactional world is all about robotics, automation and efficiency. Yet if you were to rock up to the venue's box office, where they have the overheads of property, utilities, employing people to sit and serve you - none of those charges are applied, and you just buy a ticket for face value. ££££££ There's nothing to get. They're making up bollocks charges to rip folk off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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