NJ2 Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Serve it to the left Naw, right Oh ok thenThe first draft of cha cha slide wasn’t great 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Swarley said: Serve it to the left Naw, right Oh ok then Failing that, try and get it into the box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 1 minute ago, ICTJohnboy said: try and get it into the box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Package holidays are grim. Shipped into the sun like cattle and fed copious amounts of terrible watered down booze and cheap food as long as you stay in your hotel and don’t murder anyone. All Until you’re deemed ready to be shipped back home to your hovel, hungover to f**k, twice the size and not rested in the slightest. You got some sun though, so that’s a win. You still spend a fortune. We did this two weeks ago in Salou. Get up get breakfast and go out for the day. Spend whatever and then back at night for tea.Dont need to stay in hotel but it is handy, especially when you have kids who all they want to do is drink and eat, they couldn't give a f**k if its sunny or no.However you make it what it is. I enjoyed myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 People who think sneezing is a contest to be loud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Hampden Diehard said: People who think sneezing is a contest to be loud. I am a very loud sneezer, I can't moderate it. I'm not sure how I ended up like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 (edited) Speculative, possibly completely non-causal links between health issues and people doing x, y & z being reported as 'real news'. Radio Scotland news bulletins seem to be particularly bad for this of late, sugar in your tea maybe increasing your chances of getting cancer being today's one. The next one should be a study saying that wearing Sevco merchandise increases your risk of diabetes and cancer. Edited July 11, 2019 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 I am a very loud sneezer, I can't moderate it. I'm not sure how I ended up like this.^^^ Scum, loud sneezing scum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 27 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: The next one should be a study saying that wearing Sevco merchandise increases your risk of diabetes and cancer. Haud the bus! What?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Being alive increases your chances of cancer so best bet is to die young imo. Or try not to be born. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Haud the bus! What?!'Fraid so, singing The Sash & Derrys Walls also leads to advanced male pattern baldness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I am a very loud sneezer, I can't moderate it. I'm not sure how I ended up like this. Same. Not quite sure how people regulate their sneezing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Being alive increases your chances of cancer so best bet is to die young imo. Or try not to be born. One of my first records, I've listened just again for the millionth time and can't here these lyrics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Speculative, possibly completely non-causal links between health issues and people doing x, y & z being reported as 'real news'. Radio Scotland news bulletins seem to be particularly bad for this of late, sugar in your tea maybe increasing your chances of getting cancer being today's one. The next one should be a study saying that wearing Sevco merchandise increases your risk of diabetes and cancer. ^^^ Local Council c***s thread in the Politics forum for this pish (seriously, go look) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: ^^^ Local Council c***s thread in the Politics forum for this pish (seriously, go look) Well, that's a Tenmars TM-195 3-axis RF field strength meter getting added to the Christmas list then. Thanks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Same. Not quite sure how people regulate their sneezing. It’s easy to “hold in” a sneeze (still sneeze but doesn’t need to sound like someone has just kicked an elephant in the nuts) and people that don’t should be made to go outside to sneeze imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 It’s easy to “hold in” a sneeze (still sneeze but doesn’t need to sound like someone has just kicked an elephant in the nuts) and people that don’t should be made to go outside to sneeze imo. I’ll fart and sneeze wherever I want motherfucker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 54 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: I’ll fart and sneeze wherever I want motherfucker Hopefully at the same time as it increases the possibility of you shitting yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: People who think sneezing is a contest to be loud. https://youtu.be/O4rfQSgkZOE Edited July 11, 2019 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Hopefully at the same time as it increases the possibility of you shitting yourself.This has definitely never happened 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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