philpy Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Some dafty on the treadmill next to me at the gym today was watching gavin and Stacey on their phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Don't think political commissars actually fight, unless you include having your own side executed for Stalin jokes. A deid guy is a deid guy.A Russian told me a famous old Russian joke. You tell three people a joke about Stalin. Your neighbour, your interrogator at the KGB and your cellmate at the gulag. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 This new P&B forum navigating gets right on my tits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Just as this year's pantomime season starts to draw to a close, BT Sport are introducing their own year-round panto season with bringing the WWE "exclusively" to our screens. This is the same BT Sport who didn't see the continuation of covering Scottish football as being worth the bid from next season. Will be cancelling BT Sport when this season ends. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Looks like my chances of becoming a fireman when I grow up are finally shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Looks like my chances of becoming a fireman when I grow up are finally shot. Piece of cake if you're Bairnardo sized, I wouldn't have a hope in hell tho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 2 hours ago, hearthammer said: Just as this year's pantomime season starts to draw to a close, BT Sport are introducing their own year-round panto season with bringing the WWE "exclusively" to our screens. This is the same BT Sport who didn't see the continuation of covering Scottish football as being worth the bid from next season. Will be cancelling BT Sport when this season ends. Assuming they’ll also now be showing Coronation St and Eastenders then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 31 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Looks like my chances of becoming a fireman when I grow up are finally shot. Why didn't he step over it? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Just as this year's pantomime season starts to draw to a close, BT Sport are introducing their own year-round panto season with bringing the WWE "exclusively" to our screens. This is the same BT Sport who didn't see the continuation of covering Scottish football as being worth the bid from next season. Will be cancelling BT Sport when this season ends.To be fair to BT they didn’t increase their bid, but did offer the SFA the same bid plus operating VAR and the SFA opted for sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Assuming they’ll also now be showing Coronation St and Eastenders then. At least BT Sport attempted to show a variety of games that weren't the weekly away games for both Fran & Anna. When Sky regain their exclusive coverage, the other teams in the top flight won't get a look in, unless of course they're at home to said twosome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 So tired this morning that I couldn't remember if I was waiting for the connecting bus home, or to work.Correctly assumed that, in that situation, it's always the latter 🥱 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Where are all these bluebottles in the house coming from?! Must be a rotting (mouse) corpse somewhere... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Where are all these bluebottles in the house coming from?! Must be a rotting (mouse) corpse somewhere...Lance private Eccles here, where are the dirty rotten swines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Already seeing happy new year messages on Facebook. Seriously, you are 12 hours early. Premature celebration at it's worst, is like the arseholes version of when people used to post first under a YouTube video. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 When you flash the lights, stop & give way to someone & they then stop.& wait. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Already seeing happy new year messages on Facebook. Seriously, you are 12 hours early. Premature celebration at it's worst, is like the arseholes version of when people used to post first under a YouTube video.I have seen a couple on my feed but at least one of them stays in New Zealand so it is 2020 for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 1 hour ago, weirdcal said: Already seeing happy new year messages on Facebook. Seriously, you are 12 hours early. Premature celebration at it's worst, is like the arseholes version of when people used to post first under a YouTube video. Spoiler You grumpy auld duffer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 1 hour ago, weirdcal said: Already seeing happy new year messages on Facebook. Seriously, you are 12 hours early. Premature celebration at it's worst, is like the arseholes version of when people used to post first under a YouTube video. Happy New Year, m2020. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 1 hour ago, weirdcal said: Already seeing happy new year messages on Facebook. Seriously, you are 12 hours early. Premature celebration at it's worst, is like the arseholes version of when people used to post first under a YouTube video. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Where are all these bluebottles in the house coming from?! Must be a rotting (mouse) corpse somewhere...Do you have a old chimney/flue in your house? Is it capped off or bird cage on it? If not, then bird might have karked it and fell down chimney, and bluebottles get in through vent.Had that issue a couple of years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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