Sergeant Wilson Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: The Barbara Windsor shit on tv today. Yes she was nice and had a good career but ffs enough. I didn't think she was such an icon to the nation and I'm President of the Pie and Bovril Carry On Society (PaBCOS). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Ordering a succulent Chinese meal getting a delivery time of 20:05 putting the shower on, getting undressed then the door goes at 19:23. It's the Chinese meal. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 17 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I didn't think she was such an icon to the nation and I'm President of the Pie and Bovril Carry On Society (PaBCOS). You're in for a treat when I write her up on Sunday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: You're in for a treat when I write her up on Sunday. I'll set my alarm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Ordering a succulent Chinese meal getting a delivery time of 20:05 putting the shower on, getting undressed then the door goes at 19:23. It's the Chinese meal. Greenied purely for the use of "succulent Chinese meal" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 39 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Ordering a succulent Chinese meal getting a delivery time of 20:05 putting the shower on, getting undressed then the door goes at 19:23. It's the Chinese meal. I have also ordered a succulent Chinese meal, currently en route. Haven’t had one in ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 (edited) My brothers gf staying sober on xmas day so she can "hit the boxing day sales ultra early" She stays sober the entire day while nudging my brother to go home from about 8pm onwards "we should really be going now" which year after year is always the start of the party coming to a close. She sits in the corner with a misreable puss, not taking part in anything and generally not adding anything to do the day other than eating more than her fair share of xmas dinner without saying thank you to whoever cooked it. She then gets up at 5.30am to go to the sales. Like the complete sad sack that she is. Edited December 11, 2020 by red23 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 10 minutes ago, red23 said: My brothers gf staying sober on xmas day so she can "hit the boxing day sales ultra early" She stays sober the entire day while nudging my brother to go home from about 8pm onwards "we should really be going now" which year after year is always the start of the party coming to a close. She sits in the corner with a misreable puss, not taking part in anything and generally not adding anything to do the day other than eating more than her fair share of xmas dinner without saying thank you to whoever cooked it. She then gets up at 5.30am to go to the sales. Like the complete sad sack that she is. Height of ignorance, not saying 'thank you'. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 19 minutes ago, red23 said: My brothers gf staying sober on xmas day so she can "hit the boxing day sales ultra early" She stays sober the entire day while nudging my brother to go home from about 8pm onwards "we should really be going now" which year after year is always the start of the party coming to a close. She sits in the corner with a misreable puss, not taking part in anything and generally not adding anything to do the day other than eating more than her fair share of xmas dinner without saying thank you to whoever cooked it. She then gets up at 5.30am to go to the sales. Like the complete sad sack that she is. Boot her in the pie. A lot of shops aren't opening so no doubt her festivities are ruined 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 19 minutes ago, red23 said: My brothers gf staying sober on xmas day so she can "hit the boxing day sales ultra early" She stays sober the entire day while nudging my brother to go home from about 8pm onwards "we should really be going now" which year after year is always the start of the party coming to a close. She sits in the corner with a misreable puss, not taking part in anything and generally not adding anything to do the day other than eating more than her fair share of xmas dinner without saying thank you to whoever cooked it. She then gets up at 5.30am to go to the sales. Like the complete sad sack that she is. Boot her in the pie. A lot of shops aren't opening so no doubt her festivities are ruined 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Ordering a succulent Chinese meal getting a delivery time of 20:05 putting the shower on, getting undressed then the door goes at 19:23. It's the Chinese meal. Succulent Chinese meal chez Par tonight. The place has a toddler behind the till. Nice family setup, rather than packing the kid off to a babysitter. The sound of all the clanging woks drown out the crying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I didn't think she was such an icon to the nation and I'm President of the Pie and Bovril Carry On Society (PaBCOS). Babs in the shower in Carry on Abroad was the internet porn of its day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Ordering a succulent Chinese meal getting a delivery time of 20:05 putting the shower on, getting undressed then the door goes at 19:23. It's the Chinese meal. Don't mind too much if food is late, fucking annoys me when it's early. I've sent them back with it before, that was about 3 hours early though.. Edited December 11, 2020 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Just now, welshbairn said: Don't mind too much if food is late, fucking annoys me when it's early. I've sent them back with it before. Fair play on that, it's not a card I would ever try to play. Far too scared the food would return contaminated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Mr. Alli said: Fair play on that, it's not a card I would ever try to play. Far too scared the food would return contaminated. I edited my post, it was very early... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Ordering a succulent Chinese meal getting a delivery time of 20:05 putting the shower on, getting undressed then the door goes at 19:23. It's the Chinese meal. Ah, I see you know your judo well. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 1 hour ago, red23 said: My brothers gf staying sober on xmas day so she can "hit the boxing day sales ultra early" She stays sober the entire day while nudging my brother to go home from about 8pm onwards "we should really be going now" which year after year is always the start of the party coming to a close. She sits in the corner with a misreable puss, not taking part in anything and generally not adding anything to do the day other than eating more than her fair share of xmas dinner without saying thank you to whoever cooked it. She then gets up at 5.30am to go to the sales. Like the complete sad sack that she is. My son worked at Next a few years back and he had to be in at work at 5am on boxing day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Just now, keithgy said: My son worked at Next a few years back and he had to be in at work at 5am on boxing day. because of people like this selfish cow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, red23 said: because of people like this selfish cow. Yep and guess who had to drive him there!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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