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Sitting in a cafe near work for lunch and the couple at the next table have moaned non-stop to the cafe owner about the Coronavirus restrictions, how wearing masks is killing all the shops, at Andrews is like Nazi Germany because people shout at you if you aren’t wearing one. How there won’t be a Christmas.  They’ve been moaning for the last half hour.
 

He seems to be a cafe owner too and is moaning how it’s all killing their business. The irony being that I was going to stay and have some coffee and cake after my sandwich but I can’t stand listening to them anymore so I’m heading home instead.  Arseholes. Is this what I get for moving to Glasgow?
 

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Sitting in a cafe near work for lunch and the couple at the next table have moaned non-stop to the cafe owner about the Coronavirus restrictions, how wearing masks is killing all the shops, at Andrews is like Nazi Germany because people shout at you if you aren’t wearing one. How there won’t be a Christmas.  They’ve been moaning for the last half hour.
 
He seems to be a cafe owner too and is moaning how it’s all killing their business. The irony being that I was going to stay and have some coffee and cake after my sandwich but I can’t stand listening to them anymore so I’m heading home instead.  Arseholes. Is this what I get for moving to Glasgow?
 
Yes. Take your punishment and deal with it.

St. Andrews might well be the complete and utter arsehole of the earth.

A place with less identity than anywhere else I've seen or been on earth. It's an absolute salad bowl of arseholes, pretentious fuckers, Mummy and Daddy's boys and girls, Wanky Golfers and displaced Fifers. It's not even like it's truly cosmopolitan. Get out while you can.
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7 minutes ago, scottmcleanscontacts said:

St. Andrews might well be the complete and utter arsehole of the earth.  A place with less identity than anywhere else I've seen or been on earth. It's an absolute salad bowl of arseholes, pretentious fuckers, Mummy and Daddy's boys and girls, Wanky Golfers and displaced Fifers. It's not even like it's truly cosmopolitan. Get out while you can.

Reads like a TripAdvisor review from somebody who didn’t get the refund on their non-refundable cheap deal.

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Reads like a TripAdvisor review from somebody who didn’t get the refund on their non-refundable cheap deal.
I'd have to have booked that first and that's unlikely in the extreme.

If I ever had though and that's what happened then the probability is that would be what my review would look like.
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51 minutes ago, Jambomo said:

Sitting in a cafe near work for lunch and the couple at the next table have moaned non-stop to the cafe owner about the Coronavirus restrictions, how wearing masks is killing all the shops, at Andrews is like Nazi Germany because people shout at you if you aren’t wearing one. How there won’t be a Christmas.  They’ve been moaning for the last half hour.
 

He seems to be a cafe owner too and is moaning how it’s all killing their business. The irony being that I was going to stay and have some coffee and cake after my sandwich but I can’t stand listening to them anymore so I’m heading home instead.  Arseholes. Is this what I get for moving to Glasgow?
 

Learn the following ironic Weegie phrase for next time: 

"Aye, it's being so cheery that keeps ye going, eh?" 

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2 hours ago, coprolite said:

I thought there was a main series with sequential numbers, at least up to 9 but that wee branches had a first number based on the main road they branched off. Although thinking about it that completely fails to explain the M42 and the M56. 

Most bizarre one must be the M96.

It exists, but it’s nowhere near Aberdeen or Inverness

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