Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Don't judge cars by their looks, that's what women do.Remember most of the time you are in it looking out, who cares what it looks like? The 600 has Honda mechanics for a fraction of the price of a Honda and is 130 BHP, gives 34-35 to the gallon and is a pleasure to drive. Good point but I had to drive my fiancee's bright purple micra (The Barney-mobile) to work when my cars windscreen wiper broke off and I felt like a right idiot getting out of it in the works incredibly busy car park. Shallow. I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I read that as "I trained the husband to clean the dog with bleach" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bairnbabe Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I've just discovered the amount of work I still have to do for various classes. Holy feck, I didn't realise that I still had as much as that! Time to get my finger oot and get a move on I reckon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Some fucker signed me up for a 'natural aid to female love making' gel. Not funny. And scary that someone has sent my details in. They have now deleted me off their database. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest God is a bairn Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Some fucker signed me up for a 'natural aid to female love making' gel. Not funny. And scary that someone has sent my details in. They have now deleted me off their database. ooops! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 My cold has returned. And I sneezed so hard earlier I've done my back in. I'm falling apart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bairnbabe Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 My cold has returned. And I sneezed so hard earlier I've done my back in.I'm falling apart Man flu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I too am suffering from man flu. Not related to supermac's dose at all. (I hope! ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 FUCKING MEGABUS website crashed when I was printing out my confirmation numbers I had noted them down, do any Megabus-ers knwo if they accept this? First the fucking Citylink website crashes now the megabus one is pish, they can both f**k OFF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 FUCKING MEGABUS website crashed when I was printing out my confirmation numbers I had noted them down, do any Megabus-ers knwo if they accept this? First the fucking Citylink website crashes now the megabus one is pish, they can both f**k OFF. Buy a car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I too am suffering from man flu.Not related to supermac's dose at all. (I hope! ) I hope so too. Unless you were hiding in my cupboard last night.... I dont get the "man flu" thing. Is it saying men are wusses or that we have worse colds than women?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 FUCKING MEGABUS website crashed when I was printing out my confirmation numbers I had noted them down, do any Megabus-ers knwo if they accept this? First the fucking Citylink website crashes now the megabus one is pish, they can both f**k OFF. Check and see if you got an email confirmation which you should have. Failing that phone them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Some b*****d has keyed my car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Some b*****d has keyed my car Noticed a big scratch on my driver's door today as well However, given my car is silver and I dont really care about cars it could, admittedly, have been there for a few months 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Some b*****d has keyed my car Badly? That sucks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Sore throats. Shops having BOGOF and 2 for £X deals on, but only finding one game per deal! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Some b*****d has keyed my car I saw John Lambie walking down Falkirk high street with a big bunch of keys pissing himself laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I have just farted and it is particularly smelly. Had there been others around, this would have been a reason to be cheerful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I saw John Lambie walking down Falkirk high street with a big bunch of keys pissing himself laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larbert_Par Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Folk speaking utter shite over MSN just for the sake of it, especially if they had said it in a previous conversation a few hours earlier. Also on that note,people who make you listen to stuff they are interested in and go on about,yet when you say something or wish to discuss something they don't care. For example,conversation with a mate earlier on.He's been rambling on the fact we're off for a few pints the morn blah blah along with talking about his latest Uni stuff,which is fine and I mentioned I got my exam results. Bearing in mind I had listened and responded to his chatter,I awaited a "how did you get on?" type question,but it never came.He only found out I passed my exams when I mentioned I had reason for celebration. You'd think then a mate would offer his congratulations to you.Well you'd be wrong.Instead of a simple well done,the response was "I'm celebrating working hard this week lol" f**k off you selfish b*****d-You expect me to take an interest and chat about things that you find interesting but I mostly find absolute nonsense and have no interest in yet you can't even bring yourself to congratulate or ask me about my exam results! That kind of "me me me" attitude some people have really fecking annoys me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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