SimonLichtie Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 My hangover's are becoming ridiculously long, im still hungover from yesterday, and 2 weeks ago I still felt shit on the Monday after a Sat night out. Anyone got any decent cures? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Women is my petty nag.Earlier today on the way back from the fitba' ayrgirl and I were in the car on the way to pick up the boy from the babysitters. I'm on a high from the game so i get a wicked idea and suggest we have a shag. She says: "Why?" Why? Why?? Oh, lets see, because I thought I'd celebrate the Autumn solstice a wee bit early this year! I mean, for fuxake, Why?? Women..... So, like, why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 So, like, why? To stop me from masturbating of course! Because, as we all know, every time I masturbate, God kills a puppy. I'm surprised there are any dugs left in Scotland by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 As long as Dundee exists, there will be a plentiful supply of dugs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larbert_Par Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 On the plus side, you get to see Morton next year. An away day to Cappielow wouldn't be a bad thing. Neither would going to Palmerston. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Anyone got any decent cures? To cure an imaginary hangover? Nah, only ever had real ones myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Lets not be counting chickens on that one just yet Well I suppose it's still possible for St Mirren to come down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codfish Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Well I suppose it's still possible for St Mirren to come down. As much chance of that as there is of Stirling catching you, so you never know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larbert_Par Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Well I suppose it's still possible for St Mirren to come down. If that happens,I will walk from East End Park to the Falkirk Stadium wearing nothing but boxer shorts and a Pars scarf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Women is my petty nag.Earlier today on the way back from the fitba' ayrgirl and I were in the car on the way to pick up the boy from the babysitters. I'm on a high from the game so i get a wicked idea and suggest we have a shag. She says: "Why?" Why? Why?? Oh, lets see, because I thought I'd celebrate the Autumn solstice a wee bit early this year! I mean, for fuxake, Why?? Women..... 10 hours on and P&B is still holding its breath - did you or didn't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 My hangover's are becoming ridiculously long, im still hungover from yesterday, and 2 weeks ago I still felt shit on the Monday after a Sat night out.Anyone got any decent cures? The only cure for a hangover is water. You need to re-hydrate your body. Drinking Irn Bru - no matter what people on here might tell you - won't work. Whenever I get in from a night out - which is an all too often occurence recently - I take a litre bottle of water out of the fridge and drink as much as I can. When I wake up, I keep drinking water throughout the day. I feel fine and eventually have my appetite back by about 12pm. When I don't do this, I'll still be feeling sick at 6pm! Water is the one and only cure for a hangover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BullyWee1878 Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 A good sleep also helps as well and I must have got about 4 hours last night so still feeling pretty done in at the moment due to this ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 A good sleep also helps as well and I must have got about 4 hours last night so still feeling pretty done in at the moment due to this ! Five hours is about as much as I can manage when I've been drinking the night before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BullyWee1878 Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 I'm the same but sometimes I try to go back to bed and get an extra couple of hours sleep to help feel a bit better plus trying to drink as much water as possible without feeling like I'm going to spew ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 The only cure for a hangover is water. You need to re-hydrate your body.Drinking Irn Bru - no matter what people on here might tell you - won't work. Whenever I get in from a night out - which is an all too often occurence recently - I take a litre bottle of water out of the fridge and drink as much as I can. When I wake up, I keep drinking water throughout the day. I feel fine and eventually have my appetite back by about 12pm. When I don't do this, I'll still be feeling sick at 6pm! Water is the one and only cure for a hangover. I usually drink blackcurrent diluting juice when I get in, and on the morning afterwards and it sometimes works. Its mainly my body that stays sore as f**k for ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 I usually drink blackcurrent diluting juice when I get in, and on the morning afterwards and it sometimes works. Its mainly my body that stays sore as f**k for ages. Not a prevention tip, but something to soothe... If you drink apple juice (whether pure or diluted) after you've had a SERIOUSLY heavy night, then if your body is so sensitive that it immediately throws it back up, apple juice tastes exactly the same coming back up as it does going down! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 The only cure for a hangover is water. You need to re-hydrate your body.Drinking Irn Bru - no matter what people on here might tell you - won't work. Whenever I get in from a night out - which is an all too often occurence recently - I take a litre bottle of water out of the fridge and drink as much as I can. When I wake up, I keep drinking water throughout the day. I feel fine and eventually have my appetite back by about 12pm. When I don't do this, I'll still be feeling sick at 6pm! Water is the one and only cure for a hangover. It does work, Irn Bru. It gets your blood sugar level back up. You should probably try it if it takes you all day to get your appetite back with just water! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve McQueen Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 John Motson , doesn't have a clue. "it's going o be 4 minutes, is it?" yes, that's why the 4th official held up a board with 4 on it! Doesn't know half the players till Lawrenson tells him either! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shetlandbairn Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 John Motson , doesn't have a clue. "it's going o be 4 minutes, is it?" yes, that's why the 4th official held up a board with 4 on it!Doesn't know half the players till Lawrenson tells him either! He also said about the late equaliser in the game at The Riverside last night. It was in the 66th minute!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bairnbabe Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 So sore you were able to type this. That would have done your shoulder the WORLD of good Ever heard of one-handed?!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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