Reina Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Use toothpaste just in case you lick the spot during the night. Aftershave doesn't taste nice. Simon/CK will testify to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wug Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Use toothpaste just in case you lick the spot during the night. Aftershave doesn't taste nice. Simon/CK will testify to that. But it's also more partial to leaving white stains on the bed sheets (chortle) and leaves you open to sarcy comments like "whit ye dain tae that spot, brushin' it's teeth?!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayos Noun Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Brown noses. Work tonight i was speaking to a really nice lassie, genuine and polite who i used to work with. Has now been promoted and is a complete witch who no-one seems to like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 But it's also more partial to leaving white stains on the bed sheets (chortle) and leaves you open to sarcy comments like "whit ye dain tae that spot, brushin' it's teeth?!" I was on holiday with a group of guys a few years back, and one of them had a wee bit of trouble with the old acne. He used to get spots all around his mouth, on his chin in particular. Even worse was how he would "attack" them. He wouldn't even bother waiting until they came to a head - he would take a pair of nail scissors and just cut at it until it started bleeding - this was horrible to watch, the sight of puss and blood dripping down his chin. After that, he would wipe it up with a Clearasil wipe and go on his merry way. Even more distressing was the fact that has was quite untidy and he used to leave these wipes lying around - the lowest point of that holiday was going into the bathroom to find my toothbruch buried under two of his wipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wug Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Brown noses. Work tonight i was speaking to a really nice lassie, genuine and polite who i used to work with. Has now been promoted and is a complete witch who no-one seems to like. So is she nice and genuine or a complete witch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayos Noun Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 So is she nice and genuine or a complete witch? ~Read it again you fool ! HAS NOW been promoted and is..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayos Noun Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Brown noses. Work tonight i was speaking to a really nice lassie, genuine and polite who i used to work with. Has now been promoted and is a complete witch who no-one seems to like. Brown noses. Work tonight i was speaking to a previously, really nice lassie, genuine and polite who i used to work with. Has now been promoted and has changed into a complete witch who no-one seems to like. edited for dummy guide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I was on holiday with a group of guys a few years back, and one of them had a wee bit of trouble with the old acne. He used to get spots all around his mouth, on his chin in particular. Even worse was how he would "attack" them. He wouldn't even bother waiting until they came to a head - he would take a pair of nail scissors and just cut at it until it started bleeding - this was horrible to watch, the sight of puss and blood dripping down his chin. After that, he would wipe it up with a Clearasil wipe and go on his merry way.Even more distressing was the fact that has was quite untidy and he used to leave these wipes lying around - the lowest point of that holiday was going into the bathroom to find my toothbruch buried under two of his wipes. That is fucking disgusting. :green 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wug Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 ~Read it again you fool !HAS NOW been promoted and is..... ~You read it again you fool ! "work tonight I was speaking to a really nice lassie... and is a complete witch who no-one seems to like" The way I read it was that you thought that she was a really nice lassie but everyone else now thinks she's a witch and they don't like her just 'cos she's been promoted. Just wasn't very clear, that's all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wug Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I was on holiday with a group of guys a few years back, and one of them had a wee bit of trouble with the old acne. He used to get spots all around his mouth, on his chin in particular. Even worse was how he would "attack" them. He wouldn't even bother waiting until they came to a head - he would take a pair of nail scissors and just cut at it until it started bleeding - this was horrible to watch, the sight of puss and blood dripping down his chin. After that, he would wipe it up with a Clearasil wipe and go on his merry way.Even more distressing was the fact that has was quite untidy and he used to leave these wipes lying around - the lowest point of that holiday was going into the bathroom to find my toothbruch buried under two of his wipes. Vile wee b*****d. I would have shat in his flip-flops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayos Noun Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 ~You read it again you fool !"work tonight I was speaking to a really nice lassie... and is a complete witch who no-one seems to like" The way I read it was that you thought that she was a really nice lassie but everyone else now thinks she's a witch and they don't like her just 'cos she's been promoted. Just wasn't very clear, that's all. I'll consider letting you off the hook then Apologies, shit night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Vile wee b*****d. I would have shat in his flip-flops. We did, we filled his good shoes up with water and put them in the freezer overnight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberman Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 ~You read it again you fool !"work tonight I was speaking to a really nice lassie... and is a complete witch who no-one seems to like" The way I read it was that you thought that she was a really nice lassie but everyone else now thinks she's a witch and they don't like her just 'cos she's been promoted. Just wasn't very clear, that's all. I thought it was very clear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 We did, we filled his good shoes up with water and put them in the freezer overnight GENIUS! I'm trying that......... not with my own shoes of course.......my wee bro's B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wug Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I thought it was very clear Good for you, away burst yer pluke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bairnbabe Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I feel absolutely awful. I'm choked with the cold (again) and losing my voice. The only thing that is keeping me going is the fact that as of 3pm tomorrow, I can go home, put my pjs on and go back to bed and stay there all weekend until this has disappeared! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Would you let your wife drive the car while you are in it/able to? If so you are braver than most I have no problem with it, the wife is by far a better driver than I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Marking and reports. Got 57 tests to mark and the same number of reports to write when I've finished marking the tests. Fun and games, eh? Get on with it. I'm sure you didn't get that £5K payrise for hee haw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I have no problem with it, the wife is by far a better driver than I am. Thats true in my relationship too. Think I must be the only person to 'crash' my car at 2 miles per hour and cause £360 worth of damage. My annoyance just now, talking about cars, is that I have to drive Carol's bright purple Micra in to work next Thursday while mine is in for it's M.O.T. The car looks like Barney the dinosaur's head and does 0-60 in 3 months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Continuing the motoring theme..... My nag for today is people that have those "Baby on Board" signs in the back of the car. What is the point?? Do they feel they should be congratulated for managing to bring another child into an already over-populated planet? Or do they think people are less likely to ram into the back of them because they have a baby in the back?? Someone please explain it to me as I'm totally baffled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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