Smurph Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 hours ago, 10menwent2mow said: I work in a bar and tonight I've already been asked for a Smice and VBL. Why the f**k can today's youth not call drinks by what they actually are. Morons. I used to work in a brewery and about 80% of the beers on draught were from them. Used to always get asked for a “pint of (brewery) please mate”. WHAT FUCKING ONE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 19 minutes ago, Smurph said: I used to work in a brewery and about 80% of the beers on draught were from them. Used to always get asked for a “pint of (brewery) please mate”. WHAT FUCKING ONE. Way way back in my underage drinking years, one of my mates went up to the bar and nervously asked: "a pint please" "a pint of what?" queried the barman "whatever you've got" he responded nonchalantly. He got his pint surprisingly. 70/ I think it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 I work in a bar and tonight I've already been asked for a Smice and VBL. Why the f**k can today's youth not call drinks by what they actually are. Morons. Virgin Beer Lips? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 8 hours ago, 10menwent2mow said: I work in a bar and tonight I've already been asked for a Smice and VBL. Why the f**k can today's youth not call drinks by what they actually are. Morons. A V and T on the slate please Dave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 These fvcking things....................why ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 10 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: These fvcking things....................why ? If bananas are kept in the same bowl as other fruit, the ethene (I think it is) from the banana will ripen the other fruit very quickly. A free hanging banana (ooh, Matron) keeps fresher longer with air circulation. Also, houses with banana hooks will sell much quicker than houses without them. A must for every kitchen.* *Not really. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 8 hours ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 9 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: VBL and a pint of Venom please barkeep What are these? Heres a backstory, recipe, some class pics and even an opportunity to book a "venom package" Scotland's Famous Venom Drink [Tips & Recipes] (tropicanaglasgow.co.uk) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 minute ago, The Skelpit Lug said: If bananas are kept in the same bowl as other fruit, the ethene (I think it is) from the banana will ripen the other fruit very quickly. A free hanging banana (ooh, Matron) keeps fresher longer with air circulation. Also, houses with banana hooks will sell much quicker than houses without them. A must for every kitchen.* *Not really. We have a bowl inhabited only by bananas. All other fruity comestibles are usually parked in the kuhlschrank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: We have a bowl inhabited only by bananas. All other fruity comestibles are usually parked in the kuhlschrank. Nothing brightens up a kitchen quite like a banana hook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Just now, The Skelpit Lug said: Nothing brightens up a kitchen quite like a banana hook. Holy Mother of God, you'll be hanging strings of onions from the ceiling next.......................................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 6 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Holy Mother of God, you'll be hanging strings of onions from the ceiling next.......................................... That would be ridiculous. That's what these are for 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 minute ago, The Skelpit Lug said: That would be ridiculous. That's what these are for Oh yes, a pinada rack....we've got one............. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 18 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: If bananas are kept in the same bowl as other fruit, the ethene (I think it is) from the banana will ripen the other fruit very quickly. A free hanging banana (ooh, Matron) keeps fresher longer with air circulation. Also, houses with banana hooks will sell much quicker than houses without them. A must for every kitchen.* *Not really. Spot on (also called ethylene). Any ripe fruit gives it off and encourages ripening in other fruits but bananas give off relatively large amounts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Just now, scottsdad said: Spot on (also called ethylene). Any ripe fruit gives it off and encourages ripening in other fruits but bananas give off relatively large amounts. Excuse me.....I came on to gripe about a piece of useless, stupid-looking household tat. I do not need a lecture on hydrocarbon gases. Thank you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Excuse me.....I came on to gripe about a piece of useless, stupid-looking household tat. I do not need a lecture on hydrocarbon gases. Thank you. Ah sorry. Ebay are selling these. Cannot figure out what fruit goes on these. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: Ah sorry. Ebay are selling these. Cannot figure out what fruit goes on these. Useless fruit kitchenware leads to organic chemistry leads to BDSM sex toys........ P&B.......ye cannae beat it for a cornucopia of useless knowledge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 34 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Heres a backstory, recipe, some class pics and even an opportunity to book a "venom package" Scotland's Famous Venom Drink [Tips & Recipes] (tropicanaglasgow.co.uk) I'm thirsty now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, The Skelpit Lug said: That would be ridiculous. That's what these are for An old dear notices a joiner working next door, she approaches him and asks 'can you put a new rope on my pulley?' He said he would pop round at lunchtime. After 10 minutes work he shouts to the woman 'I'm finished, you can get your clothes up now' The woman, slightly taken aback replied 'I thought it would only cost me a couple of quid' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 On 23/06/2022 at 18:53, Hedgecutter said: McDonald's' whole "order ahead using our app" p*sh. Try to order 'ahead' and it says that you have to be beside an outlet for it to work. Other than not having to touch the screens inside (where you have to go to collect your order anyway), what's the fvcking point in that? Reward points for coffee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 9 hours ago, Loonytoons said: Way way back in my underage drinking years, one of my mates went up to the bar and nervously asked: "a pint please" "a pint of what?" queried the barman "whatever you've got" he responded nonchalantly. He got his pint surprisingly. 70/ I think it was. I've witnessed that happening too. My mate brought his son to the pub a few weeks ago and he asked "what do you sell". Probably quite logical, but sounded daft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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