DA Baracus Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Just now, velo army said: Straightening their hair? There used to be lassies in our halls of residence who would set the alarm off in this manner at least once a week. Solved Unless it's someone who straightens their hair multiple times a day, including late at night, I doubt it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Unless it's someone who straightens their hair multiple times a day, including late at night, I doubt it. They'll use curling tongs and will then straighten it later. Screamingly obvious mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 10 hours ago, DA Baracus said: The f**k are the folk in that flat doing? None of your business, keep it that way1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 7 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Unless it's someone who straightens their hair multiple times a day, including late at night, I doubt it. It could be cooking heat/steam from an unventilated kitchen setting off a particularly crap alarm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 8 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Unless it's someone who straightens their hair multiple times a day, including late at night, I doubt it. 3 days out of every 5, I get a call 10 minutes after my wife leaves for work along these lines. " I think I put the straighteners off but I'm not sure, could you check, it's annoying me." Not as annoying having to stop what I'm doing (On the Buses usually) and go upstairs on a fools errand! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Sustainability manager at Balfour Beattie putting his holiday snaps of Bali up on LinkedIn. Says one of the islands has banned diesel generators so he's come back refreshed and determined to cut CO2. 4.2 tonnes of CO2 for one person flying to Bali and back. Just sayin'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: 3 days out of every 5, I get a call 10 minutes after my wife leaves for work along these lines. " I think I put the straighteners off but I'm not sure, could you check, it's annoying me." Not as annoying having to stop what I'm doing (On the Buses usually) and go upstairs on a fools errand! Idea for Mrs Sgt Wilson's Christmas - straighteners that automatically turn off when not used for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 41 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Sustainability manager at Balfour Beattie putting his holiday snaps of Bali up on LinkedIn. Says one of the islands has banned diesel generators so he's come back refreshed and determined to cut CO2. 4.2 tonnes of CO2 for one person flying to Bali and back. Just sayin'. You should definitely post a reply along those lines. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 45 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Sustainability manager at Balfour Beattie putting his holiday snaps of Bali up on LinkedIn. Says one of the islands has banned diesel generators so he's come back refreshed and determined to cut CO2. 4.2 tonnes of CO2 for one person flying to Bali and back. Just sayin'. Maybe he swam there... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Heard someone on the radio say "just deserves" instead of "just desserts" earlier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 53 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Sustainability manager at Balfour Beattie putting his holiday snaps of Bali up on LinkedIn. Says one of the islands has banned diesel generators so he's come back refreshed and determined to cut CO2. 4.2 tonnes of CO2 for one person flying to Bali and back. Just sayin'. You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 58 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Sustainability manager at Balfour Beattie putting his holiday snaps of Bali up on LinkedIn. Says one of the islands has banned diesel generators so he's come back refreshed and determined to cut CO2. 4.2 tonnes of CO2 for one person flying to Bali and back. Just sayin'. Far from the worst practices Balfour Beatty have been up to tbqh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: 3 days out of every 5, I get a call 10 minutes after my wife leaves for work along these lines. " I think I put the straighteners off but I'm not sure, could you check, it's annoying me." Not as annoying having to stop what I'm doing (On the Buses usually) and go upstairs on a fools errand! “I ‘ate you Mrs Wilson” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Heard someone on the radio say "just deserves" instead of "just desserts" earlier. I mean , to all intensive purposes it's the same thing really isn't it ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 20 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: I mean , to all intensive purposes it's the same thing really isn't it ? Here we go again, people on their pedal stools laughing at those getting simple sayings wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 23 minutes ago, Swarley said: Here we go again, people on their pedal stools laughing at those getting simple sayings wrong. On tender hooks here for the next pun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 11 minutes ago, Rugster said: On tender hooks here for the next pun. Will certainly be a damp squid if there aren't anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 29 minutes ago, Swarley said: Will certainly be a damp squid if there aren't anymore. I think we can take it for granite there'll be more. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 17 minutes ago, Dan Steele said: I think we can take it for granite there'll be more. Only if people get the just of the conversation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 25 minutes ago, Dan Steele said: I think we can take it for granite there'll be more. You'll need to be more pacific. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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