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I see I actually answered the question some time ago

On 28/04/2016 at 23:22, Miguel Sanchez said:

Glenn Hoddle believes disabled people are being punished for sins in a past life. Glenn Hoddle is on my television, being paid to talk about football.

Hence; Glenn Hoddle

 

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Just now, Miguel Sanchez said:

I see I actually answered the question some time ago

 

Aye, I was just curious if there had been any new events in the batshit world of Glenn Hoddle.

I just assume he's being a c**t somewhere on a daily basis.

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5 hours ago, BFTD said:

I got some new cutlery recently, because life was getting a little dull. Each pack had 4 of everything, so I bought two.

Just noticed that the tablespoons from each pack are noticeably different sizes. Outrageous. If the teaspoons are likewise, heads will roll.

If my guess is correct, you'll have the same problem with the teaspoons. Except the other pack will have the bigger ones this time.

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11 minutes ago, sugna said:

If my guess is correct, you'll have the same problem with the teaspoons. Except the other pack will have the bigger ones this time.

Why, you cheeky young scamp.

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4 hours ago, BFTD said:

Having a fucking argument with ChatGPT about DALL-E's use of random text in pictures. Apparently it hasn't used any text here; eagle-eyed readers may just be able to spot some. When questioned, apparently "the company name is easily legible".

The future, ladies and gentlemen. @TxRover, sort your shit out.

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I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

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18 hours ago, BFTD said:

I got some new cutlery recently, because life was getting a little dull. Each pack had 4 of everything, so I bought two.

Just noticed that the tablespoons from each pack are noticeably different sizes. Outrageous. If the teaspoons are likewise, heads will roll.

Edit: Glenn Hoddle has been mentioned 83 times in this thread to date. Has he done anything new recently, or is this always just a sudden remembrance that he exists?

Maybe they are dessertspoons and tablespoons?

I can't remember the last I saw a tablespoon 

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Fucking great, now i've started, i know i'm going to have to spend half the morning trying to establish whether a tablespoon even counts as cutlery.  In my mind, it's more of a utensil, but apparently the two categories aren't mutually exclusive. This is important. 

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6 minutes ago, coprolite said:

Fucking great, now i've started, i know i'm going to have to spend half the morning trying to establish whether a tablespoon even counts as cutlery.  In my mind, it's more of a utensil, but apparently the two categories aren't mutually exclusive. This is important. 

Nah, it's cutlery.  Utensils are for serving/preparing food. 

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3 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said:

Maybe they are dessertspoons and tablespoons?

I can't remember the last I saw a tablespoon 

They came out of the same packs, though. Whatever they're called, they should be the same!

I know @sugna was kidding, but I've just checked the teaspoons and four of them are very, very slightly larger than the other four, which made me wonder if they were in sets of two in the pack, but no - they're listed as 4 x dessert spoons and 4 x teaspoons. I had no idea there was any difference between dessert spoons and tablespoons BTW.

Fucking cutlery nazis, man. Look at this shit. I need a lie down.

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Just back from the shops and picked up a copy of Cluedo on the cheap. Haven't played it since I was a kid, so it's a bit of a shock to discover that I'm likely older than all of the suspects now. When did they all get so young and sexy?

They all remind me of someone, but I can't put my finger on who, except for Karren Brady in the middle and Captain Birdseye before he let himself go.

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3 minutes ago, Venti said:

Trying to explain AI to boomers who think its just a computer program.

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Edit: Miss Scarlett might be Milkshake-era Kelis. Unsure.

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7 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Just back from the shops and picked up a copy of Cluedo on the cheap. Haven't played it since I was a kid, so it's a bit of a shock to discover that I'm likely older than all of the suspects now. When did they all get so young and sexy?

They all remind me of someone, but I can't put my finger on who, except for Karren Brady in the middle and Captain Birdseye before he let himself go.

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Dr Black is quite clearly David Dickenson

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10 minutes ago, BFTD said:

They came out of the same packs, though. Whatever they're called, they should be the same!

I know @sugna was kidding, but I've just checked the teaspoons and four of them are very, very slightly larger than the other four, which made me wonder if they were in sets of two in the pack, but no - they're listed as 4 x dessert spoons and 4 x teaspoons. I had no idea there was any difference between dessert spoons and tablespoons BTW.

Fucking cutlery nazis, man. Look at this shit. I need a lie down.

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A 5 o’clock teaspoon? Heard it all now.

5 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Just back from the shops and picked up a copy of Cluedo on the cheap. Haven't played it since I was a kid, so it's a bit of a shock to discover that I'm likely older than all of the suspects now. When did they all get so young and sexy?

They all remind me of someone, but I can't put my finger on who, except for Karren Brady in the middle and Captain Birdseye before he let himself go.

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Richard Ayoade (Plum), Luke Evans (Green) and Mae Martin (Mrs White) for sure.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, BFTD said:

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Edit: Miss Scarlett might be Milkshake-era Kelis. Unsure.

Only a matter of time before I get deepfaked wearing a St Mirren top & saying Steven McGarry could play for AC Milan.

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15 minutes ago, Venti said:

Only a matter of time before I get deepfaked wearing a St Mirren top & saying Steven McGarry could play for AC Milan.

I'm expecting a trend of elderly women deepfaking their grandkids as doctors and lawyers for internet clout.

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