Swarley Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 10 minutes ago, Rugster said: He meant the weather not the post. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 18 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Dublin was a hoor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 18 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: touching down 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 18 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: exit area 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: If only it were true. Why are you attributing that quote to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 11 hours ago, throbber said: I have shot my self If only it were true. (Fixed) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 17 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: If only it were true. (Fixed) That’s not very nice sergeant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 6 minutes ago, throbber said: That’s not very nice sergeant I'm sorry...Maybe just a flesh wound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 On 17/07/2024 at 18:10, Newbornbairn said: Kirkwall Airport - a lingering smell of fish I always find it funny getting put into the normal waiting lounge there with people wondering why they're being surrounded by 19 folk wearing big yellow survival suits from the chopper that's refuelling. Funnier when you get on a plane and get the "here's your sh1tey token Middle-of-Lidl life vest" briefing having just changed out of your chopper* kit that probably costs hundreds of pounds. *maybe 'choppy' for all you Central Belters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 Folk on the green obscuring the view of the hole when the golf's on TV. What we need is a cameraman to shout "oi, Lowry, get oot the f***ing way". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 My phone's 'smart lock' isn't very smart at all. It's supposed to not require unlocking with the PIN in preset 'safe' locations such as at home or work. It's also not meant to lock if the phone hasn't physically moved since it was last used. It locks all the time, and the most annoying thing is there's a second or so of lag after pressing the unlock button before the keypad will accept an input, which invariably results in me keying in the 2nd digit first. That one second wait is infuriating for some reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 10 hours ago, Swarley said: Which one is your Alias then? Utter heads gone if its Rugster. Would explain a lot tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 The last 3 books I have read have had typos. Where are the editors? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 6 hours ago, scottsdad said: The last three books I have read have had typos. Where are the editors? FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 Folk that do the P&B daily Aussie Quiz, but only ever post their scores when reminded by @SlipperyP. And, while I'm on my high horse, those that post their scores as "today" instead of naming the day of the week. I'm glad I've got that out of my system. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 8 hours ago, scottsdad said: The last 3 books I have read have had typos. Where are the editors? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 9 hours ago, kingjoey said: Folk that do the P&B daily Aussie Quiz, but only ever post their scores when reminded by @SlipperyP. And, while I'm on my high horse, those that post their scores as "today" instead of naming the day of the week. I'm glad I've got that out of my system. I agree! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 When you’re ordering something online and it costs close to 3 figures and they still add on postage. Mon lads I’m spending good money here, be sound and gies delivery for free 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 Letting my wife drive my car - she races up to lights before screeching to a halt, burns the clutch, seems to aim directly for every pothole, can’t park in a space that isn’t a basic nose park. RIP my car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 4 minutes ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: Letting my wife drive my car - she races up to lights before screeching to a halt, burns the clutch, seems to aim directly for every pothole, can’t park in a space that isn’t a basic nose park. RIP my car. Are you married to Nigel Mansell? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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