Lordofthewing Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Lost my wallet, in my own frickin house Misplaced my keys, thank feck ma sister was in, I wouldn't have got out the house to go to work otherwise. I'll have to look for them when I get back home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 My wallet has shown up. In the burds house I was at on saturday I was positive I had it this morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 My wallet has shown up. In the burds house I was at on saturday I was positive I had it this morning I left my wallet on a hooker's bedside cabinet -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I have just been interviewed by the Police. Apparently one of my neighbours (a complete nutter) said I ran him over when driving out of the car park on Saturday to go to Somerset, and he is injured and had to go to hospital. Although I did have to bump up onto the kerb to get round his motor (he parks it across the entrance to the car paerk to try and block people in), he was nowhere near me. He's got a sprained foot and is claiming it was me driving over him. The Police were perfectly pleasant to me and left saying I sounded 'credible' and they wouldn't be persuing the issue further as there were no witnesses or evidence. All the same I'm furious that someone would lie like that. I really really want to knock his door and deal with him, but I won't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I have just been interviewed by the Police.Apparently one of my neighbours (a complete nutter) said I ran him over when driving out of the car park on Saturday to go to Somerset, and he is injured and had to go to hospital. Although I did have to bump up onto the kerb to get round his motor (he parks it across the entrance to the car paerk to try and block people in), he was nowhere near me. He's got a sprained foot and is claiming it was me driving over him. The Police were perfectly pleasant to me and left saying I sounded 'credible' and they wouldn't be persuing the issue further as there were no witnesses or evidence. All the same I'm furious that someone would lie like that. I really really want to knock his door and deal with him, but I won't. I'm sure the good folks of P&B will be able to come up for far more satisfying ways of... resolving the issue... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I'm sure the good folks of P&B will be able to come up for far more satisfying ways of... resolving the issue... Pay a local ned a £5er to take a dump through said neighbours letterbox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I have just been interviewed by the Police.Apparently one of my neighbours (a complete nutter) said I ran him over when driving out of the car park on Saturday to go to Somerset, and he is injured and had to go to hospital. Although I did have to bump up onto the kerb to get round his motor (he parks it across the entrance to the car paerk to try and block people in), he was nowhere near me. He's got a sprained foot and is claiming it was me driving over him. The Police were perfectly pleasant to me and left saying I sounded 'credible' and they wouldn't be persuing the issue further as there were no witnesses or evidence. All the same I'm furious that someone would lie like that. I really really want to knock his door and deal with him, but I won't. He sounds like a man totally ruined by bitterness and anger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I have just been interviewed by the Police.Apparently one of my neighbours (a complete nutter) said I ran him over when driving out of the car park on Saturday to go to Somerset, and he is injured and had to go to hospital. Although I did have to bump up onto the kerb to get round his motor (he parks it across the entrance to the car paerk to try and block people in), he was nowhere near me. He's got a sprained foot and is claiming it was me driving over him. The Police were perfectly pleasant to me and left saying I sounded 'credible' and they wouldn't be persuing the issue further as there were no witnesses or evidence. All the same I'm furious that someone would lie like that. I really really want to knock his door and deal with him, but I won't. Good on you for not rising to it. Stay out of his way, the slightest hint of *actual* contact could land you in a world of bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Good on you for not rising to it. Stay out of his way, the slightest hint of *actual* contact could land you in a world of bother. Take Cowan's advice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Good on you for not rising to it. Stay out of his way, the slightest hint of *actual* contact could land you in a world of bother. What he said! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 He sounds like a man totally ruined by bitterness and anger. Spot on. He walks around mumbling to himself, calls my wee pal on the corner 'English b*****d' and kicks fences and throws stones at people. Three years ago he was out polishing his car in the pouring rain at 7 a.m. on New Years Day. Once we saw him standing at one of his upstairs bedroom windows. It was absolutely pissing down with rain and he was shaking his fist randomly and flicking the 'v's. At first I thought he was on the phone, but there was no phone visible. The more I thought about it afterwards, the more I became absolutely convinced he was ranting at the weather. He is what is commonly known as 'a crackpot'. Good on you for not rising to it. Stay out of his way, the slightest hint of *actual* contact could land you in a world of bother. Yes, this is the kind of thing that could end up on some awful ITV 3 filler programme abour neighbour fueds. There is no point in taking any action other than completely ignoring him as he has genuine mental problems. Life's too short for me to bother my backside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 then for her ex to be a total cock and pull her as soon as we hit a club. f**k that. I fucking hate being the nice gentleman type. Did you smash his face in? If not you should have. Im not one to condone violence, but there are times when it is suitable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Did you smash his face in? If not you should have. Im not one to condone violence, but there are times when it is suitable. Yeah, but it takes two to tango. Sounds like she's a bit of a pisstaker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Yeah, but it takes two to tango.Sounds like she's a bit of a pisstaker. Aye, but its a well known fact that a spot of violence is one of the best ways to cheer yourself up in moments like that. It may not be so good in the long term, but for short term gain, go with the ultraviolence! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Aye, but its a well known fact that a spot of violence is one of the best ways to cheer yourself up in moments like that. It may not be so good in the long term, but for short term gain, go with the ultraviolence! You shouldn't ever start a fight xbl, fighting is bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 You shouldn't ever start a fight xbl, fighting is bad. It is. But its not a fight if you can take them by surprise and they dont get a chance to hit you back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Did you smash his face in? If not you should have. Im not one to condone violence, but there are times when it is suitable. I was far to intoxicated to try anything of the sort! To be honest, I dont fight with people, I have other ways of sorting things out. I'd rather f**k around with someone mentally and turn alot of people against them than physically hurt them. Yeah, but it takes two to tango.Sounds like she's a bit of a pisstaker. Nah - she's not. Spoke to her on the Sunday (I have no recollection of posting on here that night) and sorted a few things out. You shouldn't ever start a fight xbl, fighting is bad. Oh the irony... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Just because you hung out with her mum and dad and had tea with them, it doesn't mean you're guaranteed to "get some". If anything, you've entered the friend zone. Expect her to start going back out with her ex and telling you all their secrets, the ones about all the positions they try and how she's nicknamed him "Donkey". :lol: I just knew you would reply sooner or later. Nah - its not possible to explain the situation in words IMO. I also didn't have tea with them, and didn't hang out with them. More spent the evening with her and when pished went and spoke to them. Nah - your spot on bout the friend zone. I fucking hate that, most of my best mates are female, and its rather hard to say the least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Nah - your spot on bout the friend zone. I fucking hate that, most of my best mates are female, and its rather hard to say the least. Just think about your Granny. That's what I do to make it go away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Nah - your spot on bout the friend zone. I fucking hate that, most of my best mates are female, and its rather hard to say the least. You forgot to add...'fnarr, fnarr'. Seriously though, that whole mental turning people against them isnt as satisfying as when you can wake up the next morning and go 'yip, that was me'. I should add that I never do such things these days as Im a lover and a big cuddly teddy bear, not a fighter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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