Michael W Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I came into uni for 9 this morning thinking I had a tutorial before my 10 o'clock lecture. Turns out I came in an hour early for nothing. Oh well... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I am on the brink of suicide. I have so much work to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 6 people phoning the house in 20 mins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 1. I am on the brink of suicide. 2. I have so much work to do. That's nearly 3 hours. Anyone got an update on which option Fudge opted for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 That's nearly 3 hours.Anyone got an update on which option Fudge opted for? Knowing Fudge, I'd go for secret option number three: Drink self into oblivion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tatty Boabie Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Knowing Fudge, I'd go for secret option number three: Drink self into oblivion. That's exactly what I would do. If something looks impossible, hit the strongbow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 last thursday of the month = visiting at phd prison was up the road for a couple of days and i forgotten all the dregs of society up visiting there men roaming the streets in peterhead its a fucking nedfest!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 That's exactly what I would do. If something looks impossible, hit the strongbow. It's a well known fact that drink gives you super powers. There's even an advert on just now where a guy turns into some sort of Batman-type guy just cos he's wracked. Granted, he falls off some scaffolding at the end of the advert, but that's just bad luck. Surely...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codfish Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Granted, he falls off some scaffolding at the end of the advert, but that's just bad luck. Surely...? Clearly, that's where the hangover kicked in. If only he drank more 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 If you've any sense, you'd know to get so drunk on the scaffolding that you can't move. There's no way you'd fall off then. That guy must be an idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Fucking raging. I decided last week that I was going to start getting the bus to Uni. There are roadworks on every approach to the area, I was getting sick of the drive and it was costing me too much in petrol, so I applied for my student ID card, which came through yesterday, and I toddled up the town and got my student ticket. £50 for 4 weeks unlimited travel between and in Falkirk and Stirling, which is pretty damn good and less than half my petrol costs. The only bad point is that the 8.03 from my stop arrives in Stirling too late to get the bus into Uni for a 9am start, so I got up at 7am and left the house at 7.23 for the 7.33 bus. I got up to the roundabout about fifty yards from the bus stop at 7.29 and the bus drove on past. There was no-one at the stop to hold it up so running to catch it was a no-no. So I had to wait on the 8.03 one, which got me into Stirling at 8.48 and then a separate bus got me into Uni for 9.09. Raging that I missed the start of my lecture so gonna have to do the work myself, as going in 15 minutes late (by the time I got to the lecture theatre) wouldn't have helped at all. Fucking early bus drivers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kullibino Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 When you spot tickets for a Sold out gig your bursting to go On eBay With Glasgow spelt as glagow and just one bid 5 minutes remaining] their the only tickets for that gig on the whole of eBay and your wireless internet goes down for about a minute meaning you miss out on getting two tickets for about half the face value! Scrap that, for the 1st time ever I enetered the Metro's competition to win gig tickets as it was for this and they just called me to say I have 2 free guestlist places Silver linings and all that eh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kullibino Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Fucking raging.I decided last week that I was going to start getting the bus to Uni. There are roadworks on every approach to the area, I was getting sick of the drive and it was costing me too much in petrol, so I applied for my student ID card, which came through yesterday, and I toddled up the town and got my student ticket. £50 for 4 weeks unlimited travel between and in Falkirk and Stirling, which is pretty damn good and less than half my petrol costs. The only bad point is that the 8.03 from my stop arrives in Stirling too late to get the bus into Uni for a 9am start, so I got up at 7am and left the house at 7.23 for the 7.33 bus. I got up to the roundabout about fifty yards from the bus stop at 7.29 and the bus drove on past. There was no-one at the stop to hold it up so running to catch it was a no-no. So I had to wait on the 8.03 one, which got me into Stirling at 8.48 and then a separate bus got me into Uni for 9.09. Raging that I missed the start of my lecture so gonna have to do the work myself, as going in 15 minutes late (by the time I got to the lecture theatre) wouldn't have helped at all. Fucking early bus drivers I get the bus out to the uni most days(and back) probably a good chance I'll bump into you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Scrap that, for the 1st time ever I enetered the Metro's competition to win gig tickets as it was for this and they just called me to say I have 2 free guestlist places Silver linings and all that eh Never thought you'd fall for the hoax phone call Kulli. Abject apologies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I just witnessed a bad car crash on the way home from work. Happened about 100 metres in front of me! I was just driving along as normal looking at the car lights in front of me when all of a sudden this Corsa weaved left and then fish-tailed right and smashed into the central reserve, turned around on impact to face back on to the road and seemed to drive forward and took out a 4x4. I had to break quite sharply and pull up on to the verge on the side of the road with the hazzard lights on to alert other drivers. Some idiots still flew past and over all the debris at 70+mph though and I'm surprised that it didn't end up more than two cars that were written off. I saw that the folk in the cars were Ok and then got out of the way to call the police. Scary stuff like, I cant believe that the two folk walked away from it and it certainly was another eye opener for me about the potential consequences of dangerous driving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tatty Boabie Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 It's a well known fact that drink gives you super powers. There's even an advert on just now where a guy turns into some sort of Batman-type guy just cos he's wracked. Granted, he falls off some scaffolding at the end of the advert, but that's just bad luck. Surely...? Clearly, that's where the hangover kicked in. If only he drank more Quite right, he shouldn't have stopped, it's fatal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gogo Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 i made a total below the belt comment to a boy at work today when he was with his burd and feel like a arsehole for doing it. Also got a £100 quid fine - talk about fucking karma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codfish Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Quite right, he shouldn't have stopped, it's fatal. That's definitely the message I took from the advert. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 i made a total below the belt comment to a boy at work today when he was with his burd and feel like a arsehole for doing it. Also got a £100 quid fine - talk about fucking karma What did you say to the boy Gogo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gogo Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Me and few of the boys were having a bit of banter outside and he comes along with his burd and makes a pishy dig at me. So i reply with "least it never took me 3 weeks to stick one up my burd" (she was waiting for the correct time to have sex with him so she wouldnt get used) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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