Andy Dufresne Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Turns out that for the last 3 months i have broken the law every working day thanks to out of date info from my work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Oh, ok I cant remember how many times I had to take my belt,coat,shoes ect off in the airports but it was a bit of a pain in the arse.In saying that New York is a great place. I'd go again in a heart beat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I cant remember how many times I had to take my belt,coat,shoes ect off in the airports but it was a bit of a pain in the arse.In saying that New York is a great place. I'd go again in a heart beat. In future, don't have a coat/belt on, and make sure you have easily removable shoes. Makes it far easier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 In future, don't have a coat/belt on, and make sure you have easily removable shoes. Makes it far easier I bought a pair of crocs,just in case it happend on the way back.....They didn't even ask me to take my shoes off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Turns out that for the last 3 months i have broken the law every working day thanks to out of date info from my work Tachographs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Tachographs? You got in one mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I've got a niggly groin injury. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 My neck is sunburnt to f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 People who park right across your driveway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Ticketmaster- different country, same shower of robbing, useless b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I've got a niggly groin injury. So do I. It's fucking sore when I turn sharply at work. Means I've been able to just stand behind the bar and do f**k all waitering though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 So do I. It's fucking sore when I turn sharply at work. Means I've been able to just stand behind the bar and do f**k all waitering though Being paid for doing nothing due to niggly injuries, more commonly know as a 'Marco Negri'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Being paid for doing nothing due to niggly injuries, more commonly know as a 'Marco Negri'. I'd need to work out where the goals were and develop a serious coke habit for that comparison to stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgers apprentice Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 people who say radio clyde is not just rangers and celtic.........i nearly spilt my drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 (edited) Just walked over 2 miles in female clothes and shoes! dont ask Edited May 8, 2008 by The Minertaur 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Pissing with an erection. Fucking agony, and inveriably leads to a large clean up job afterwards! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Just walked over 2 miles in female clothes and shoes! dont ask Because of this I have a sore right foot and a lot of bad photos on bebo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Pissing with an erection. You want to hear what's worse? I was circumcised a couple of years back, it should have happened as a nipper, but didn't. Anyhoo, the final thing the nurse told me was not to get 'excited' for about 4 weeks, as getting an erection would put strain on the stitches, and would be sore. Nurses are all lying bitches when it comes to the 'it won't hurt' phrase btw. All very well, but what happens at 5am every morning? So first day home after day surgery, off to bed. Woke up at 5, in screaming agony with the morning glory, blood pishing out of the top of it. Hobbled off to the bathroom, trying not to drip blood over the new carpet in mum's house. I got to the bathroom trying to play the clarinet with it to stop the blood from the stitches, screaming like a wee lassie, Mum's battering on the door saying 'is everything ok?'... 'OF COURSE EVERYTHING IS NOT FUCKING OK, I"M DYING HERE' was the reply. Dad came out, pissed himself laughing, my wee foster brother was killing himself as well, I'm suprised they never invited the neighbours in to piss themselves laughing. Not one of my finer moments... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 You want to hear what's worse? I was circumcised a couple of years back, it should have happened as a nipper, but didn't. Anyhoo, the final thing the nurse told me was not to get 'excited' for about 4 weeks, as getting an erection would put strain on the stitches, and would be sore. Nurses are all lying bitches when it comes to the 'it won't hurt' phrase btw. All very well, but what happens at 5am every morning? So first day home after day surgery, off to bed. Woke up at 5, in screaming agony with the morning glory, blood pishing out of the top of it. Hobbled off to the bathroom, trying not to drip blood over the new carpet in mum's house. I got to the bathroom trying to play the clarinet with it to stop the blood from the stitches, screaming like a wee lassie, Mum's battering on the door saying 'is everything ok?'... 'OF COURSE EVERYTHING IS NOT FUCKING OK, I"M DYING HERE' was the reply. Dad came out, pissed himself laughing, my wee foster brother was killing himself as well, I'm suprised they never invited the neighbours in to piss themselves laughing. Not one of my finer moments... In a rare moment of EF/RR camaraderie - I know exactly how you felt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 In a rare moment of EF/RR camaraderie - I know exactly how you felt Saying that though, the gf loves it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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