xbl Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 I never learn. Got a bit too enthusiastic in the car when driving down, and killed my voice. When will I learn that I do not have the vocal range to sing Meatloaf, James, Tatu, and Lasgo songs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 I have the flu. Nose blocked, muscles aching, sneezing, eyes running, dizzy, headache, the lot. I'm fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 (edited) I never learn. Got a bit too enthusiastic in the car when driving down, and killed my voice. When will I learn that I do not have the vocal range to sing Meatloaf, James, Tatu, and Lasgo songs? I have the flu.Nose blocked, muscles aching, sneezing, eyes running, dizzy, headache, the lot. I'm fucked. Could be worse. Could be two weeks from now! At least you have time to recover before then. Hope you're soon feeling better. More sleep less posting at daft o'clock may help! Edit: I was just nice to Monster! Looks like it's time I went for a lie down! Edited June 1, 2008 by HGG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 I have the flu.Nose blocked, muscles aching, sneezing, eyes running, dizzy, headache, the lot. I'm fucked. Cheer up old bean, if its proper flu, you sometimes get hallucinations, so get yourself into a positive frame of mind and make the most of it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Could be worse. Could be two weeks from now! At least you have time to recover before then. Hope you're soon feeling better. More sleep less posting at daft o'clock may help! Edit: I was just nice to Monster! Looks like it's time I went for a lie down! Sleep not an option. Niceness appreciated though, I'm sad. Cheer up old bean, if its proper flu, you sometimes get hallucinations, so get yourself into a positive frame of mind and make the most of it! Free LSD! Yay! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Kill him. Honestly, it's the only way he'll learn.What's he done now, anyway? Just still not sorted the code out? Yes. Stupid p***k. It will take 15 minutes out of his life yet he still won't sort things out for us. Wanker. I am also really tired after a couple of late nights. Bed beckons. Rah! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 I can't sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 (edited) Old foggies in Tescos are a nightmare,they clog up the isles gossiping about their latest piece of knitting ! Compulsory euthanasia at 75. Edited June 1, 2008 by BluebirdTon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 I never learn. Got a bit too enthusiastic in the car when driving down, and killed my voice. When will I learn that I do not have the vocal range to sing Meatloaf, James, Tatu, and Lasgo songs? If I could pick any poster to die, it would be you. Yes. Stupid p***k. It will take 15 minutes out of his life yet he still won't sort things out for us. Wanker.I am also really tired after a couple of late nights. Bed beckons. Rah! Just stand on his foot and elbow him in the chops, it works for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotSainteeSean Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 (edited) i just got dumped Girls that take bad moods out on you and are fucking self centerd.. and so on. gaah Edited June 1, 2008 by sainteesean 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 I had to sit on the train at Kilwinning station for an hour tonight because some wee drunk ned decided it would be fun to walk down the train tracks in front of the train with arms outstretched, beckoning the driver to try to hit him. The police were called, and the guy did a runner down the tracks, meaning all trains between Ayr and Glasgow were delayed about 55 mins. I think they eventually caught him, but it meant I was only at my friend's flat for a couple of hours before I had to come back home again. There is nothing quite as boring as sitting yourself on a train for that length of time, especially when you're not going anywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 (edited) Some c**t headbutted me in a club for no reason. Now I have a criminal record for trying to hunt him down. The next time that boy hits the town i'll fucking destory him. Wee visit to the police station in the morning methinks Edited June 1, 2008 by SimonLichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Places that blatantly rip you off. Me and the missus were in glenrothes yesterday, so we decided to have a spot of lunch somewhere. We went to baynes the bakers (might as well name and shame them), i had a mince pie, a wee doughnut, and a 500ml bottle of irn bru. She had a tuna roll and a bottle of irn bru. The bill? £8.24!! i queried the amount, only to be told that the juice would be 95p if we had bought it to take away, but because we sat in they charged us £2, and my doughnut would have been 32p to take out, but they charged £1.50 because i sat in, and they whacked another 50p on my pie, and another £1 on my g/f's roll, the robbing b*****ds needless to say, we wont be back. They never had any disclaimers on the wall or on the menus stating that you are charged extra to sit in, surely that is a case for trading standards? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 I had to sit on the train at Kilwinning station for an hour tonight because some wee drunk ned decided it would be fun to walk down the train tracks in front of the train with arms outstretched, beckoning the driver to try to hit him. Look on the bright side - if it had been Monster, you'd have been derailed by the impact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Scotrail decided it would be a good idea to f**k about with the lines the day I decide to go into town 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Sleep not an option. Niceness appreciated though, I'm sad. Me too now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Now I have a criminal record for trying to hunt him down.The next time that boy hits the town i'll fucking destory him. Some good thinking there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Nag - my nose is fucking agony now I just got up. Great. <_< 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Some c**t headbutted me in a club for no reason.Now I have a criminal record for trying to hunt him down. The next time that boy hits the town i'll fucking destory him. Wee visit to the police station in the morning methinks How do you have a criminal record for "trying to hunt him down"? Surely you can't get arrested, tried and convicted in one night? Must be more to it than you are letting on, Simon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 How do you have a criminal record for "trying to hunt him down"? Surely you can't get arrested, tried and convicted in one night? Must be more to it than you are letting on, Simon. No comment. If you hadn't quoted my post I would have deleted it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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