Hank Scorpio Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 (edited) Oh and the fact my instructer is a moany bitch who hates my guts and I hate hers! Oh FFS. Just bulb her and get it over with!! Edited September 6, 2008 by MonTheRovers!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 My own petty nag is myself! I'm such a muppet at times. You'd think I'd have the ability to remember I have an allergy which is liable to stop me breathing, really, and that I'd make sure I didn't put the exact thing which causes the problem right behind my own head! I've spent the past hour and a half wondering why my breathing's going out of the window and my sinuses are feeling blocked. Turns out that for the past five hours I've been lying on a cushion filled with feathers. I've just stuffed it in a cupboard now, shut the door, taken medication and am hoping for the best 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Oh FFS. Just bulb her and get it over with!! She has a god that cannot be shut. She will pull you over and talk about how you are doing the most petty thing wrong for 10 minuites and that it could cost you your test (usually a load of bollox). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 She has a god that cannot be shut. She will pull you over and talk about how you are doing the most petty thing wrong for 10 minuites and that it could cost you your test (usually a load of bollox). Get a new instructor if you dislike your existing one and she does your head in so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 I've spent the past hour and a half wondering why my breathing's going out of the window and my sinuses are feeling blocked. Turns out that for the past five hours I've been lying on a cushion filled with feathers. I've just stuffed it in a cupboard now, shut the door, taken medication and am hoping for the best Burn the cushion, appease the god of allergies! She has a god that cannot be shut. She will pull you over and talk about how you are doing the most petty thing wrong for 10 minuites and that it could cost you your test (usually a load of bollox). Burn the instructor, appease the god of shite instructors! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Burn the instructor, appease the god of shite instructors! That would bring about change! And we all know what we have to do with change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Burn the instructor, appease the god of shite instructors! She isnt a shite instructor, by no means. Just gets right on my wick and talks FAR too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 And we all know what we have to do with change. Burn it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_T_Y Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 The fucking friend zone When u want to Pump a bird and she just wants to be friends.Gets right on my tits.Cockteasings Bassas thats What they All are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Burn the cushion, appease the god of allergies! There's no way I'm giong anywhere near that thing again. Burning it, therefore, would involve torching the hotel. Can't very well do that, can I?! This city never sleeps, it would seem. It still sounds very much alive out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 There's no way I'm giong anywhere near that thing again. Burning it, therefore, would involve torching the hotel. Can't very well do that, can I?! Burn the hotel! Appease the god of temporary accommodation! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sideshow Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 With me it used to be nobody rewinding a video after watching it, but now I have a DVD recorder I no longer have that problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Got delayed at work last night thanks to some incident at the printers at the Herald, anyone know what happened? Anyway, got in at half 6 and didn't get up til after 4 and now am not tired and unable to sleep tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest My Left Feet. Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 The fucking friend zoneWhen u want to Pump a bird and she just wants to be friends.Gets right on my tits.Cockteasings Bassas thats What they All are. "Lets be friends" = "You've nae chance o' pumping me ya clown". Suck it up and go for someone a bit uglier. Thats if there is such a thing as uglier in Falkirk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_T_Y Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 "Lets be friends" = "You've nae chance o' pumping me ya clown".Suck it up and go for someone a bit uglier. Thats if there is such a thing as uglier in Falkirk. Im not a clown.I told her i Love her and shes still goin out with the same Junkie.But im over it plenty more fish in the sea and all that shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest My Left Feet. Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Im not a clown.I told her i Love her and shes still goin out with the same Junkie.But im over it plenty more fish in the sea and all that shite Nae offence intended pal. Ah was just trying to desensitise you to the situation as I've been there masel a few times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 02.00am and i don't want to sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 There's a moose, loose, aboot this hoose. It sprinted its wee self under the computer (Note: Stairway to Heaven may be the tune the Pied Piper used). Can't find it now though. Baws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 There's a moose, loose, aboot this hoose.It sprinted its wee self under the computer (Note: Stairway to Heaven may be the tune the Pied Piper used). Can't find it now though. Baws. Just saw it again, got a decent look this time. I was mistaken first time though, it's not a moose. Must be a Great Dane going by the fucking size of it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 People who step over to post whilst entering and leaving the house!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.