dave258 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Tis a terrible time of the year, get yourself to Morton I'll buy you a pint. If I'm not working mate I might just do that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yer Maw Has a Sac. Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I hate when i leave food on my plate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 If I'm not working mate I might just do that Good good, it will be a showcase for 1st division football. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Fine, work on Thursday and stop taking holidays on behalf of us God-botherers. Heathen. No! It's my fucking present day. Move with the times 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Working till 24th think it may be quiet,still more time on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I hate when i leave food on my plate. Eat it then.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 My girlfriend knows about p&b. If she signs up I will kill myself Why do you think Monster doesn't post here anymore? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I went up to my Mum's house for Christmas yesterday and her new cat has chewed through the charger on my mobile phone. Hopefully Mum got my note to try and find me a new one when she is in Greenock this morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Eat it then.. Ask a silly question, get a silly answer i suppose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I went up to my Mum's house for Christmas yesterday and her new cat has chewed through the charger on my mobile phone. Hopefully Mum got my note to try and find me a new one when she is in Greenock this morning stuart xmas is not until the 25th!!! do you understand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 People who text you at 8am. Who know fine well you use your phone as an alarm clock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 (edited) Good good, it will be a showcase for 1st division football. B) Only from one side. No! It's my fucking present day. Move with the times There's always a time for cheeses in your life. My PTTGOMN: Being phoned this morning at stupid o'clock to be informed that the work shift contract has been terminated two days early. Good holiday now B) , but why did they not sort it out earlier with minimum fuss? Shower of useless c***s. Edited December 22, 2008 by vikingTON -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 stuart xmas is not until the 25th!!!do you understand Ok then, I am up here for the Christmas holidays, or some of them anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I was out shopping for baby clothes with my girlfriend to give as presents to The Wees, and I get the bad feeling it was giving her ideas! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I tried to make an omlette but it turned out like scrambled egg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I tried to make an omlette but it turned out like scrambled egg. Beat the eggs before adding to the pan. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Beat the eggs before adding to the pan. I did that. I totally fucked up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 (edited) Burnt my hand on my straighteners First person to call me a poof get a bourbon Edited December 22, 2008 by MonTheRovers!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Who'll be the first to make a gay joke? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Scottish Power A letter 3 days before Christmas telling you your dd will be almost doubling from January. Ba***rds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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