Fudge Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 I see Kylesons is lurking. Last nighht he sent me a text at 3.30am saying 'Thats bad!!! I want to f**k you!' and I'm a bit worried 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 I see Kylesons is lurking.Last nighht he sent me a text at 3.30am saying 'Thats bad!!! I want to f**k you!' and I'm a bit worried I got a phone call at 4.10 am. The wife was growling at me so I switched the phone off. When I got up in the morning there was a voicemail: "I fuckin love you Monster, and I fuckin love ayrgirl, and I fuckin love David Gormley. He used to be shite, but now he's alright. Phone me back!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Waiting for a house party to happen and nowt for ages then when i plan a night out i get invited to two house parties! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Playing 6 - a - side football tonight down at Garthdee. The game beside my game ends up turning into a brawl with one team of absolute arseholes throwing punches at the team of good guys. One of the arseholes then threatened the guy who runs the whole thing and then said he was gonna come back next week and cause "chaos" What a total fanny of a human being > Oh and my team lost 9-3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Why is 'below par' a way of saying that you aren't feeling well, when being below par at golf is good? Also, why do people say that something is 'Mince' or 'Ham' when referring to something shite? Mince and Ham are both excellent food so why use them to describe something bad?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 c***s who can't drive properly. There are mirrors on cars for a fucking reason. I really don't appreciate being cut up and almost forced off the road just because folk are too lazy to check their mirrors. What gets me the most is the facial expressions suggesting they've done f**k all wrong. I really hope the twat enjoyed having to sit at 20 mph behind me for a mile and a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Hey Why is it that when you meet someone that reminds you of yourself or you meet someone with some really similar traits that you have you end up getting really annoyed with them and not liking them at all! Surely you would quite like someone who was similar to you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hahn Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 1. Those woman in BMW X5s or big 4x4 Lexus' (big expensive 4x4s in general) that drive 2cm behind you. Even when you have a car that does twice the top speed of them. 2. Those stupid teenage girls that drown themselves in fake tan. 3. Folk that think the EPL is better than it is. 4. When you go under a tree for shelter from the rain and a bit c**t of a drip lands right on your head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 People standing two abreast on escalators who won't move to let you past them, especially the ones at Central Station with the big fucking sign saying 'Please stand to the right'. I hope you're not one of those dafties that run up escalators, if you want to run, use the fuckin stairs!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 I hope you're not one of those dafties that run up escalators, if you want to run, use the fuckin stairs!! That reminds me. Does anyone else pretend that they are ice skating on those moving floors in airports? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 That reminds me.Does anyone else pretend that they are ice skating on those moving floors in airports? No, you freak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 No, you freak. You have, haven't you? I 'Moonwalk' on them too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 No, I really haven't!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 You have, haven't you? I 'Moonwalk' on them too. Bloody fifers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 No, I really haven't!! Give it a go the next time you are at the airport. Folk don't give you funny looks, honest! Bloody fifers You're just jealous of my travellator assisted Moonwalking and Speed skating abilities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Two prelims tomorrow. Not one, fucking two. Start at 9:15, end at 4:30. Tomorrow will not be fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Wee one has conjunctivits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Fudge !!!!!! You bad man !!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 That reminds me.Does anyone else pretend that they are ice skating on those moving floors in airports? I hate people who just stand on them and don't walk on them. Aren't you meant to walk down them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 I hate people who just stand on them and don't walk on them. Aren't you meant to walk down them? Not too sure to be honest. Kilt will be able to tell us if he sees this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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