The Arch Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Phoning 3 to give notice of my intent to finish with them in 30 days so I can get myself an iPhone to have the fella do his best Del Boy and flog me a phone that quite clearly isn't the one I want. I hate phone salesman/women. I gave t mobile my notice on sunday. They asked why, I told them their reception is rubbish and I can't contact anyone. She pleaded for a bit, but eventually gave in. I'd gone into t mobile on friday to cancel it in person, but they said they can't do cancellations in store. Also said I paid insurance and the memory card had fallen out because of a flaw in the design, but they also said they couldn't deal with any of that in store. They could have basically dealt with anything that involved them making money, but nothing that involved helping me. Useless tramps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Like when I phoned up to cancel my car insurance as the renewal was about £80 dearer than other companies. After telling them I'd already accepted another quote, they said "can I give you a re-quote as it might be cheaper". Me: "No, because I'd then be wondering why you didn't give me that price in the first place". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesefiddler Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 People who suddenly like people and defend them just because they have died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 People who suddenly like people and defend them just because they have died. Or turn them into "Brave" saints because they got cancer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I couldnt sign in here at college today so i just started reading this from the start due to boredom at college. I got about 20 pages in while making my own list of things that annoy me. Thats how boring Cisco Networking really is, so here we go:1. sky phoning me to join sky talk for the thousandth time. Me: I dont own this phone-line, and even if i did i have no interest Twat: Okay sir, sorry for that i shall take you off our calling list Five Minutes Later: *Ring Ring* Me: Hello? Twat 2: Hello Mr Edgar, can i interest you in skytal... ..................Dial Tone........................... 2. People sitting thier bags on empty seats in crowded buses 3. Anybody with a BMW or Merc while on the road, it doesnt belong to you, you c***s! 4. Neds who act like such hardcases while shielded by 10 mates 5. Ugly Neds who pull lovely looking girls 6. Women who get treated like horseshit by assholes and then go back to them 7. Jade Goody 8. The Media's Tributes to Jade Goody "Her son has gained her strength" what strength?, 2 weeks ago she was inhaling morphine and screaming "ill be dead in a month!" 9. Kerry Katona 10. Tv adverts that show a senario or something else that has no relevance to the product 11. Barry Scott 12. The old b*****d in my college course who has retaken this course 4 times and still knows nothing 13. The american b*****d who acts all knowledgable in class when hes done the course twice 14. The Paki guy who is allways late 15. People on xbox live that act like hard cases 16. Being asked what you want to eat for dinner when you are either A: Desperate for a shit B: Having only woken up 2 seconds earlier theres alot more believe me, but i cant be arsed lol You've finally snapped big guy, congrats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 You've finally snapped big guy, congrats Its been raining today, surely it was the omen i warned you of 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I have just put 42 litre of unleaded in my van but it is a diesel van,I am going to get the balls booted at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I have just put 42 litre of unleaded in my van but it is a diesel van,I am going to get the balls booted at work. f**k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I have just put 42 litre of unleaded in my van but it is a diesel van,I am going to get the balls booted at work. Which is worse? Petrol in a Diesel or Diesel in a Petrol? I seem to remember Petrol in a Diesel not being as bad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I have just put 42 litre of unleaded in my van but it is a diesel van,I am going to get the balls booted at work. Oh dear At least you noticed before the engine was started. You did didn't you? Which is worse? Petrol in a Diesel or Diesel in a Petrol? I seem to remember Petrol in a Diesel not being as bad? Think thats right, diesel is more viscous than petrol so you'd expect it to do more damage anyway. Either way, start the engine up and you're fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 It was the garage attendent that told me as the fuel card got refused due it being unleaded 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 It was the garage attendent that told me as the fuel card got refused due it being unleaded ooops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I think I just sent a text that says "OH Smithy I want your BABIES" to my girlfriend. That'll take an explanation or two when she gets in from work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 ooops. A big ooops as i am getting a written warning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 A big ooops as i am getting a written warning That's a bit harsh for an innocent mishap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 (edited) A big ooops as i am getting a written warning Look on the bright side, if you worked for my company there's a pretty decent chance you'd have been sacked. Chin up, my mate put unleaded into his BMW 5 series the second day he had it Edit: The Beemer was of course a diesel. Edited March 24, 2009 by Concannon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I think I just sent a text that says "OH Smithy I want your BABIES" to my girlfriend.That'll take an explanation or two when she gets in from work. Is Smithy the Brechin Chairman that told them to lie down? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Just tried to open a P&Boo and it crashed Firefox straight away. I had loads of tabs open for cases relevant to the law essay that I'm writing, and they've all reset to the homepage Can't be bothered finding them agaaaaaaaaaaain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Everything coming up at the same time - College wise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 My brother in law had the same problem with them(3) Doc.They kept offering him a new phone and were unwilling to tell him the exact date his contract ended.Terrible bloody company. I'm not convinced there's much to choose between any of them to be honest. I had terrible trouble trying to get Orange to give me a PAC code to change to another provider after my ex moved out - the thing was in his name and so they couldn't deal with me because I wasn't the account holder. I finally lost my rag good and proper, uttered the words OFTEL in the right direction and got my PAC code - 18 months after first requesting it! I think I just sent a text that says "OH Smithy I want your BABIES" to my girlfriend.That'll take an explanation or two when she gets in from work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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