saint dave Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Is it the one saying 'Greenock Has Millions Of Sad Virgins' yep thats the one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 yep thats the one Well done: award yourself an imaginary FAIL picture as that doesn't even make the grade for a real one. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iron mike python Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Well done: award yourself an imaginary FAIL picture as that doesn't even make the grade for a real one. Viking Ton doesn't know how to find a Fail image using google 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I've lived a sheltered life, I am truely shocked about the level and openess at which recreational drugs are used by people at my place of employment. I was quite the same until about a year ago. Walked past a local pub to see blokes doing lines of coke on some wheelybins. Only in Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Viking Ton doesn't know how to find a Fail image using google 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Viking Ton doesn't know how to find a Fail image using google I've got a whole bank of personal favourites for the First Division forum. Here's yours right now: -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I am really quite desperate for some fizzy juice. I don't drink the stuff very often (buy a bottle or so every couple of weeks), but ever since yesterday I've had a proper hankering for a nice cold glass of pepsi or something. I've even tried eating food to take away the craving, but its 23:44, and I can't sleep because I'm thinking about fizzy juice. Normal diluty juice just isn't taking the edge off my thirst. Its late. There is only the 24 hour garage open. I am going to look like the most pathetic jakie in the history of jakies. I really don't want to get dressed and walk the 200 metres to the garage, but my god I'm thirsty. Am I pregnant or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Am I pregnant or something? Yes. Yes you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I am really quite desperate for some fizzy juice. I don't drink the stuff very often (buy a bottle or so every couple of weeks), but ever since yesterday I've had a proper hankering for a nice cold glass of pepsi or something. I've even tried eating food to take away the craving, but its 23:44, and I can't sleep because I'm thinking about fizzy juice. Normal diluty juice just isn't taking the edge off my thirst.Its late. There is only the 24 hour garage open. I am going to look like the most pathetic jakie in the history of jakies. I really don't want to get dressed and walk the 200 metres to the garage, but my god I'm thirsty. Am I pregnant or something? I've walked to that garage before simply for a sandwich as I couldn't be bothered making one myself (That's when I stayed in Sunnyside, close to where you are now), so get dressed and get over there. The place has been a lifesaver over the years. I remember coming back from an all-dayer in Oban around 3am, and being absolutely desperate for a BLT and some Fanta, that place was an oasis in the desert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I've walked to that garage before simply for a sandwich as I couldn't be bothered making one myself (That's when I stayed in Sunnyside, close to where you are now), so get dressed and get over there. The place has been a lifesaver over the years. I remember coming back from an all-dayer in Oban around 3am, and being absolutely desperate for a BLT and some Fanta, that place was an oasis in the desert. I can't say I've ever had a craving for those after a session of drinking! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I can't say I've ever had a craving for those after a session of drinking! There was a long bus journey home involved too, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 There was a long bus journey home involved too, mind. Ah, that changes everything then. I feel that a large donner kebab with salad and sauce, chicken pakora and a portion of chips is a better option than a sandwich and fanta after a day of boozing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 The place has been a lifesaver over the years. I remember coming back from an all-dayer in Oban around 3am, and being absolutely desperate for a BLT and some Fanta, that place was an oasis in the desert. You've got a point. That garage has been a good friend to me for a few years now. Its never let me down yet. Brb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Ah, that changes everything then. I feel that a large donner kebab with salad and sauce, chicken pakora and a portion of chips is a better option than a sandwich and fanta after a day of boozing. I pefer tosted bread sandwich with salami, goast cheese and sun dried tomatoes. Some tea (lapsang souchong, no sugar, no milk) served in a Raith Rovers mug with a couple of gold bars thrown in for good measure! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I pefer tosted bread sandwich with salami, goast cheese and sun dried tomatoes. Some tea (lapsang souchong, no sugar, no milk) served in a Raith Rovers mug with a couple of gold bars thrown in for good measure! That sounds way to healthy and difficult to get after a night out. After a session, the food must be bad for your health, fatty and of awful quality. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Well done: award yourself an imaginary FAIL picture as that doesn't even make the grade for a real one. sorry,I will try harder,cos I like you.....buster gonad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Am I pregnant or something? If you are can I be your agent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I feel that a large donner kebab with salad and sauce, chicken pakora and a portion of chips is a better option than a sandwich and fanta after a day of boozing. It probably is, however at 3am in the morning, there's not many kebab shops open. Oh, and all night garages dinnae usually sell them either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I pefer tosted bread sandwich with salami, goast cheese and sun dried tomatoes. Some tea (lapsang souchong, no sugar, no milk) served in a Raith Rovers mug with a couple of gold bars thrown in for good measure! Replace the Raith Rovers mug with a china cup, and the gold bars with Gold Bars, and you are sounding scarily like a young Reynard! Anyway, if I eat after a night out, then if open, its got to be a donner kebab, but if its too late for takeaways, then a few packets of crisps normally hit the spot! Anyway, I'm not going to the garage. I must be stronk! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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