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No, not just you.

The only person who ever gets their tits out when I'm around is my fat mate :(

And my girlfriend, obviously, but she doesn't count.

Fat lads always reveal their moobs. Funny at first, but saddening later on when you realise how tubby they are.

It's on tonight.

Cheers, just stuck it on there.

Edit: Breaking Decency's a c**t, and I hope he reads this.

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I met a nice girl from Shawlands a while ago, and she's been at camp for the last two weeks. She was meant to come back today but is staying for another week now. Hopefully next weekend I will be reminded of what a vagina looks like.

I've completely forgotten what they look like.

What do you turn to make them work again?

"see you jimmy" hats, make me cringe

What about ginger men with medium length hair wearing a tartan bunnet?

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I've completely forgotten what they look like.

What do you turn to make them work again?

What about ginger men with medium length hair wearing a tartan bunnet?

:lol:

So do you just buy tartan bunnets then?

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I've completely forgotten what they look like.

What do you turn to make them work again?

The knob. Ironic, that.

I'm so bored. I have little money on my phone to arrange something, yet I'm tired and not that bothered to do anything. This is very petty and that's why I'm posting it. I'll probably stick on a dvd soon then watch MOTD2. How exciting.

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It's annoying when the world 100 metres final is on and there is a slight headwind in the stadium meaning it's unlikely there will be a world record.

They should set up a finishing line at the other side of the stadium too so they can run it either way depending on the direction of the wind.

What shape is a running track by the way?

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I wish Usain Bolt would go full pelt. He did 9.89 just there, and at no point did he look like he was even going at 75%.

Hopefully he smashes the record in the final.

It is probably in his interests to take it easy in Championship finals, I think athletes get a payment for breaking world records at Golden League and Grand Prix events.

Sergei Bubka made a fortune by just breaking the pole vault record by 1 centimetre in the Grand Prixs

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In the paper today that his coach thinks he can run 9.54, and that might be before he gets his starts sorted

Next season they are bringing in a rule where anyone who false starts at all will be disqualified, that will slow him down a little maybe.

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