StewartyMac Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Here's my current PTTGOYN for today. That Sky Sports advert where they've wheeled in Sean Bean to say 'We know how you feel about it...because we feel the same'. Great move Sky, get the most working class sounding actor you know to do a voiceover so all us little people will realise that you too love football as much as us. Twonks. Your coverage is quite good, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Playing 7s last night and got booted square on the big toe, it is now all purple and I can barely move it, agony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I think I have a cut in my tounge, it's not really visable but it hurts. Either that or it's badly burnt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Their kids could have nightmares you know!I can honestly say I've never had a nightmare about a one armed, blonde, slightly shaggable, kids tv presenter in my life. I have no problem with her being on the telly. I just think she is probably a boot in real life. That Thai bird that presents Show Me Show Me also looks like a cow. Her name sounds a wee bit like Poo as well, she must be a cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies4eva Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 the paddy power adverts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 The Sky Movies advert, which states it will be showing "All 4 Indiana Jones films, including his latest." Now, to me, if the advert states it is showing all the films, surely it implies the latest one will be included, so why mention it? It was shite anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'm bored out my face. We were meant to be going down the Town Park in Glenrothes, but then it pished with rain, so that got called off, and now i've f**k all to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I had a really crap day at work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Im at a house party. Its so shite that ive commandered the computer and I'm sittin on this. Not a bit of John McVeigh is a tit in sight. Better perk up/. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Im at a house party. Its so shite that ive commandered the computer and I'm sittin on this. Not a bit of John McVeigh is a tit in sight. Better perk up/. I'd get off now and remember to log out before someone sees you on it and then decides to come back later and start posting pish under your name. Oh, and be grateful you're not a moderator, eh Reina? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 (edited) I'd get off now and remember to log out before someone sees you on it and then decides to come back later and start posting pish under your name. Oh, and be grateful you're not a moderator, eh Reina? If they do that il burn the place doon lol. Na I unticked the box that says 'Remember me' so as soon as one ae the p***ks comes aff this il be logged out. Its no all bad I suppose - ive plenty ae vodka. Lol at that John McVeight edit btw. Edited August 21, 2009 by Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 House parties were so much better when underage IMO. With the exception of the regular haunt at New Years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 House parties were so much better when underage IMO. With the exception of the regular haunt at New Years. True. Was easier tae get MWI and there was generally a less volume of arseholes. Id rather be in the pub at the minute tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Im at a house party. Its so shite that ive commandered the computer and I'm sittin on this. Not a bit of John McVeigh is a tit in sight. Better perk up/. You went before 11pm. There's the problem. If you're going to a house party you have to get a few friends to yours before it, get whallopped there, then head to the party already guffed. Not only is it the law, it makes for a much more interesting evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 You went before 11pm. There's the problem.If you're going to a house party you have to get a few friends to yours before it, get whallopped there, then head to the party already guffed. Not only is it the law, it makes for a much more interesting evening. I'm well on my road. Fair tanning the vodka. I got warned that if I turned up pished I wisnae gettin in lol. Troublemaker apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 The weather, that's what's annoying me at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 House parties in my experience were always quite shit. You would always end up with some bird greeting about something. If you were lucky, a fight would break out and you could have a laugh at that. I remember one where the house got totally wrecked. Tellys, an Xbox (the old one, it's been a while since I have attended one), Playstations, DVD players, Laptops, the lot were nicked. Someone also put their foot through a family portrait, which I thought was a bit shit. I remember one where the girls parents ended up coming home earlier than they were meant to. Her Mum went nuts and her Dad just stood out the back garden having a smoke and a beer with a few of my friends and myself. It was a pretty bizarre night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 My best mate's just been made redundant. I'm glad I left when I did, but that doesn't mean his employers aren't c***s. :angry: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 The last really good one I was at was New Years, when I was drinking a Buckfast laced punchbowl while chatting to NA51. I think. I woke up alone in the house 2pm the next day. Unfortunately it wasn't my fecking house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hurricane Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Il use the dickhead account for the rest ae the night. Only way theres gonnae be a fight in here is if I start it and as I say the fanny is minimal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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