Raith Against The Machine Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Punchbowls are fucking immense at house parties. They should be a requirement. Especially when people like me turn up with a quarter bottle of absinthe in the jacket pocket. I ate a whole lemon like an apple, that night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 My best mate's just been made redundant.I'm glad I left when I did, but that doesn't mean his employers aren't c***s. :angry: Not much consolation but I'm of the belief that all employers ultimately turn out to be c***s. I want to leave and my c***s won't let me (well not on the terms I want anyway). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hurricane Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Punchbowls are fucking immense at house parties. They should be a requirement.Especially when people like me turn up with a quarter bottle of absinthe in the jacket pocket. I ate a whole lemon like an apple, that night. Idea! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 House parties in my experience were always quite shit. You would always end up with some bird greeting about something. If you were lucky, a fight would break out and you could have a laugh at that. I don't really like house parties, mainly because I've never been to a great one. The best one I've been to was a joint 18th at my mates house. I was disgustingly drunk that night. I went down to the Asda before heading up to get my carry out... I was prepared for war that night. Bottle of Vodka, 3 litre bottle of Cider and a fair whack of cans. Now, I'm no Gav, so I didn't get through it all, but I gave it my best shot. I don't know how much of it I had, but the pictures from the night suggest I fairly went for it! My best mate's just been made redundant.I'm glad I left when I did, but that doesn't mean his employers aren't c***s. My friend had a week off work 2 weeks ago, and on the Friday he got a letter through saying the company had went into liquidation, and he no longer had a job. Now, he's a 3rd year apprentice Electrician, so I knew he wouldn't be out of the game for too long. I phoned him on the Tuesday.... He was just finishing work. Yep, the jammy vagina got let go on the Friday, interview on the Monday and started work on the Tuesday. Just like a Craig David song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
county-mad Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Chris Moyles, I wish he fell down that fecking mountain. TWAT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 (edited) Idea! As long as you're at least 60% confident that nobody at the party is going to dip their boaby in it, it's almost definitely a brilliant idea. I think the one at the party I mentioned started off as a big bowl of Sex on the Beach, but it was quickly corrupted with various types of alcopop, Aftershock, and whatever else could be had. And also, secretly, a fair whack of absinthe. Edit: By a strange coincidence, I'm fairly sure the Caley goalkeeper in the sig above this post was at said party. Edited August 21, 2009 by Dunc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Chris Moyles, I wish he fell down that fecking mountain. TWAT I can't understand how people can like him. "But he's really funny". No he's not. He's fat and arrogant. I'm fat, arrogant and funny (so I've heard...). How come I'm not on the fucking tranny making silly money? Jeremy Clarkson is a p***k as well. "But he's funny"....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 House parties are always better when you turn up a steaming wreck. You get into them easier as opposed to trying to catch up with the other drunkards who have already developed their pish-talking tongues and yapping away merrily. To the sober ear it's a completely different language. Funny how that works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Jeremy Clarkson is a p***k as well. "But he's funny"....... No he's a p***k and about as funny as a red hot poker inserted at 60 mph up the anal passage. I hasten to add I'm guessing that the above insertion would be extremely lacking in humour but would welcome confirmation from anyone with practical experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Punchbowls - The best one at a party I was at wold be Whisky, vodka, Tennents and evian water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 No he's a p***k and about as funny as a red hot poker inserted at 60 mph up the anal passage.I hasten to add I'm guessing that the above insertion would be extremely lacking in humour but would welcome confirmation from anyone with practical experience. That's another one..... "I don't watch Top Gear for the cars, I watch it for the banter!". Banter this, ya wee ride. I can't stand any of them really. James May is slightly tolerable, but Clarkson and that wee midget can go sook scissors. Ooft. I'm very ranty tonight. I think I'm bitter than my plans for tonight have collapsed in spectacular fashion! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 That is absolutely disgusting. Spa water at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 That's another one..... "I don't watch Top Gear for the cars, I watch it for the banter!". Banter this, ya wee ride. I can't stand any of them really. James May is slightly tolerable, but Clarkson and that wee midget can go sook scissors. Ooft. I'm very ranty tonight. I think I'm bitter than my plans for tonight have collapsed in spectacular fashion! I hate the way it is painfully obvious that the "banter" on Top Gear is so obviously and painfully scripted. I suspect the three of them get into bed and tug each other off whilst (over) rehearsing their "hilarious" jokes. The Leads and The Engagement Party both goosed tonight, Big Man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Punchbowls - The best one at a party I was at wold be Whisky, vodka, Tennents and evian water. That sounds disastrous. In fact, the only one of those four that I'd willingly drink is the whisky! Actually, house parties are one good thing about being a whisky drinker. If you take a bottle of vodka it gets tanned by everyone, but hardly anyone drinks whisky. I can buy a bottle of whisky for a house party and know it'll only be me and one or two of my pals drinking it. I haven't been to a decent house party in ages 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 As a rule of thumb I'd leave beer and cider out of any punch bowl. Everything else apart from Baileys and bodily fluids are in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 The Leads and The Engagement Party both goosed tonight, Big Man? Indeed. I didn't notice your message until today as well. I must have clicked on P&B and forgot about it then later on closed the tab. Still, I do have Football Manager tonight, then a day of golf, booze and football tomorrow. So that's good! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 That sounds disastrous.In fact, the only one of those four that I'd willingly drink is the whisky! Actually, house parties are one good thing about being a whisky drinker. If you take a bottle of vodka it gets tanned by everyone, but hardly anyone drinks whisky. I can buy a bottle of whisky for a house party and know it'll only be me and one or two of my pals drinking it. I haven't been to a decent house party in ages I thought the same, surprisingly nice. That said I was already mortal on about 12 tins. I brought the whisky never drunk anything and the next thing I knew it was in the bowl, so it would have been rude not to try it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I thought the same, surprisingly nice. That said I was already mortal on about 12 tins. I brought the whisky never drunk anything and the next thing I knew it was in the bowl, so it would have been rude not to try it. I'd lay money your head was in another bowl later that very same night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I have decided to go and see us get pumped by Dumbarton tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I love it when people turn up and say "This was in my house and nobody wanted it." Got a full bottle of Morgan's Spiced to myself that way once. Belting! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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