MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Aye the back of a police car DB he is up shit creek with no paddles. Old yin, get to bed He got about 30 feet up his street then tried to reverse and buggered it up. He went through a fence, in to the garden and then got close/hit the house. Oo ya fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumfriesBear Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 As someone who works in law, yes.Although, his brief will claim the standard shite; never been in trouble, got a steady job, ashamed of their behaviour, have a kid on the way etc. OR Has an alcohol problem for which they are receiving treatment etc. Sheriff's must be so bored from hearing the same shite every day. Erm, none of that can be used. He's 17, been in trouble before(I think), part-time at a shop, no kids and he's not receiving any therapy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Erm, none of that can be used. He's 17, been in trouble before(I think), part-time at a shop, no kids and he's not receiving any therapy. Aye, but did he do a "Woodie"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumfriesBear Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Aye, but did he do a "Woodie"? I would guess that the people in the house did! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Quite a few people I know drive home from the pub wasted on a fairly regular basis. It's just asking for trouble. Another guy I know drove from the South Side of Glasgow to the West End absolutely out his face on Ketamine. He told me a few days after he actually couldn't even feel his legs or his feet touching the pedals. That's a whole new level of stupidity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Erm, none of that can be used. He's 17, been in trouble before(I think), part-time at a shop, no kids and he's not receiving any therapy. Yup, so then it's; he has had problems in the past but is attempting to turn his life around. He admits he is no angel but is remorseful (the standard word for all pish defences) and we would recommend community service in this case. Or words to that effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Went to see 'The Firm tonight. Barely lived up to expectations. My Maw was due back from Bulgaria on Sunday, but she's now in hospital over there with a kidney infection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I've got a new confidence tutor, she isn't very nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Erm, none of that can be used. He's 17, been in trouble before(I think), part-time at a shop, no kids and he's not receiving any therapy. My friend got wasted, ploughed his car into a tree, walked to the nearest house (at about 3 in the morning) and started bawling that they needed to phone the police. All he got was a years ban and a fine. There was a story in the news a wee while ago about a woman who killed some pedestrian whilst driving without a liscense or insurance, she'd already been done for it beofre though and hadn't been to prison (obviously she will for killing the guy). I doubt your pal will get anything more than a driving ban a fine (which might be fairly hefty). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I wasn't meaning what are you doing on here, I am at work myself.I was more meaning, the fact it is busy surely means job security? Ah, I see. No, you're right - I still have a job, but I can't wait for the winter schedules to kick in. It's been carnage these past few weeks. I'm absoutetly knackered. Every bit of me me aches - feet, calves, thighs, back, I did have a result though. A big, and I mean a BIG Dutch guy gave me and Dee grief with some insults. So I had a word with my Revenue and Customs colleagues -the we last saw of him, he was looking bitter with all of his luggage burst open and every item he was bringing across being given the once over. Oops, I'm bad. Don't fúck with us! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Nothing...yet...im fine.Honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 By the looks of things I can only get a commemorative Pope t-shirt if I attend the event. I was looking forward to cutting about the bars later on tonight with it on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 By the looks of things I can only get a commemorative Pope t-shirt if I attend the event. I was looking forward to cutting about the bars later on tonight with it on. Doubt you would be wearing it back home eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Doubt you would be wearing it back home eh? Haha, no. I'm going off to watch the game on TV in the pub where you get quite a few Celtic fans in, probably best I don't have it after all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Don't fúck with us! Or we'll open your suitcase and look at your stuffs. WOAH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 The 2 fat ladies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Or we'll open your suitcase and look at your stuffs. WOAH! I like my 'sextreme' porn mags to stay inside their shrinkwrapping. It doesn't feel right slanking one off to a magazine someone has already fingered (harr). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I'm not getting to go to the Rovers thus i'm in a fucking terrible mood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I'm really such a bored person. If I'm not running about like a fud I'm bored stiff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I'm not one for ranting about the NHS; I'm not Stuart Dickson and think the stick their staff get is ridiculous most of the time. However one of my mates has been in hospital for 2 weeks, we were quite worried as they thought his kidneys were failing, but the kidneys turned out to be okay... it's taken them 2 weeks to work out he had a burst appendix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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