Hank Scorpio Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 How exactly would he turn his powers of epilepsy to rape?Wait in a secluded area until a woman came along, pretend to have a fit then pounce when she cmae over to help? Sounds like you've got experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Last night I said something really fucking stupid to my girlfriend and she rightfully was quite upset. When I left this morning though, she seemed fine and quite upbeat, but for some reason I still feel like she's not very happy with me. You're right to feel like that. You'll pay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Sounds like you've got experience. Everyone needs a hobby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Or just become a rapist. Make the epilepsy card your calling card. You'll become folklore! The Epileptic Raper, that's a cool name. What about 'The Rape-ileptic'? how about neither despite the potential to have a cool name i wont be raping anyone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 how about neither despite the potential to have a cool name i wont be raping anyone Screaming: "SHUT THE f**k UP BITCH OR I SLICE YOU. I IZ SERIOUS, I CUT YO TITTIES!!!!!!!!" is easier than you think. All you need is a little confidence to make them believe you'll do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I still dont have a confidence tutor What happened to the hot confidence tutor you had? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 You're right to feel like that.You'll pay. Yep, that's what I'm afraid of... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeJones Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 who the f**k is this arse bandit? No be funny mate but since ur the cat molesting virgin wi no self estemm that needs a daily pep talk frm your teacher just to get through the day without killing yourself and is a selfconfesed social retard id be asking myself, acually IM the arse bandit here aint i? Look in b4 you look out pal as my maw says 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 No be funny mate but since ur the cat molesting virgin wi no self estemm that needs a daily pep talk frm your teacher just to get through the day without killing yourself and is a selfconfesed social retard id be asking myself, acually IM the arse bandit here aint i?Look in b4 you look out pal as my maw says I think I've just died of laughter. Marvellous work, Jake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 No be funny mate but since ur the cat molesting virgin wi no self estemm that needs a daily pep talk frm your teacher just to get through the day without killing yourself and is a selfconfesed social retard id be asking myself, acually IM the arse bandit here aint i?Look in b4 you look out pal as my maw says Thats fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I have the cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I have the cold. man up leonard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Was at the funeral of a school year mate today. RIP Daniel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Was at the funeral of a school year mate today. RIP Daniel. That's awful. Sorry to hear that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 That's awful. Sorry to hear that. I guess it's okay really. I was one of the few who could suppress their emotions today, there were closer people who were in bits today. Just seems really weird to me that a guy who i can have a laugh with at the weekend is gone forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Was at the funeral of a school year mate today. RIP Daniel. That's grim, sorry to hear that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) Was at the funeral of a school year mate today. RIP Daniel. That's shite news. Sorry to hear that. I'm just back home from my gig tonight. I tried to go to the pub with my mates and have a few drinks, but after one pint I started to feel like crap. I had to come home because I felt like I could collapse at any moment, and sitting here just now I still feel the same. Tonight, more than anything, has just made me realise how shite everything is. I really can't be fucked anymore. EDIT-= Oh, and the bassist from the first band, Fist Fights With Old Men I think they are called. Anyway, he is a p***k of the highest order. He was complaining saying that we had fucked them about and "threatened" to not give us the money for the tickets they had sold. Anyway, the little self absorbed w****r tried to attack my mate in our dressing room. What a p***k. I only found out when I came back from the toilet. Funnily enough when everyone else had found out what happened he had disappeared. On the off chance you read this, go f**k yourself, you waste of fucking oxygen. Edited September 25, 2009 by Toma_BullyWee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Tonight, more than anything, has just made me realise how shite everything is. I really can't be fucked anymore. Sounds bad man, whats up? Anything you want to talk about to a mass of anonymous strangers in public? Oh, and VikingTon, change your avatar please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I'm having a shit the now and it actually smells like the curry I had earlier on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I take it that handsome devil is you then? It was, about 3 years ago! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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