Adam_Wee Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Grandma Death?Is she checking her post box? I've no idea what she is doing. She has done it twice more since I last posted. Strange woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I over heard some wee snooty posh bird today saying her daddy gave her £100 for alphabetizing his fucking dvd collection! She was moaning becuase it took her so long!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I over heard some wee snooty posh bird today saying her daddy gave her £100 for alphabetizing his fucking dvd collection! She was moaning becuase it took her so long!! Only a hundred..she was robbed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 If I use a lighter to singe my nose hair, is it going to lead to any long term consequences or short term pain? I hate nose hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 (edited) If I use a lighter to singe my nose hair, is it going to lead to any long term consequences or short term pain? I hate nose hair. Buy trimmers ASDA do them for a couple of Quid..safer than putting flame to face. Edit to add.When i was a chef i hated the smell of hairs burning on my arms etc...horrible. Edited October 6, 2009 by capybara 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Buy trimmers ASDA do them for a couple of Quid..safer than putting flame to face. Where's the fun in that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 MOT on Saturday, may cost a few quid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I over heard some wee snooty posh bird today saying her daddy gave her £100 for alphabetizing his fucking dvd collection! She was moaning becuase it took her so long!! At the Pete Doherty gig a couple of weeks ago at The Barras, a snooty wee lassie who thought she was the business was standing in front of me in the queue. A guy was walking along th queue handing out flyers for a private hire taxi firm. She took one and turned to me and said "here do you want this" I replied "no thanks I've got my own" to which she snorted "I don't need one, my Dad owns thirty taxis" so I couldn't resist and told her that my dad owns 32 (an obvious lie that was lost on her). Later the same girl asked where I was from, I replied Clydebank and she said "I don't even know where that is" so I retorted "Well,we can't all be from Newton Mearns" She was incredulous that I had guessed where she was from! As if it wasn't fucking obvious you smarmy fucking c**t whore boot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'm hungry, but the only food I have in the flat is "dinner" food. And it's too early for that. If I eat dinner now, then I'll be hungry later. You see my dilemma? Also have 2 essays and a report to start, along with copying up notes. I'm not used to this, as you can probably tell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 At the Pete Doherty gig a couple of weeks ago at The Barras, a snooty wee lassie who thought she was the business was standing in front of me in the queue. A guy was walking along th queue handing out flyers for a private hire taxi firm. She took one and turned to me and said "here do you want this" I replied "no thanks I've got my own" to which she snorted "I don't need one, my Dad owns thirty taxis" so I couldn't resist and told her that my dad owns 32 (an obvious lie that was lost on her).Later the same girl asked where I was from, I replied Clydebank and she said "I don't even know where that is" so I retorted "Well,we can't all be from Newton Mearns" She was incredulous that I had guessed where she was from! As if it wasn't fucking obvious you smarmy fucking c**t whore boot. Good on you. I love it when little arseholes like that done. Now, to the real business... Would she git wan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Just went for a sleep. Only for about an hour, not nearly long enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'm hungry, but the only food I have in the flat is "dinner" food. And it's too early for that. If I eat dinner now, then I'll be hungry later. You see my dilemma?Also have 2 essays and a report to start, along with copying up notes. I'm not used to this, as you can probably tell. 5 is too early for your tea?! Madness! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 As if it wasn't fucking obvious you smarmy fucking c**t whore boot. This marks the end of a quality rant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'm hungry, but the only food I have in the flat is "dinner" food. And it's too early for that. If I eat dinner now, then I'll be hungry later. You see my dilemma?Also have 2 essays and a report to start, along with copying up notes. I'm not used to this, as you can probably tell. Go to the shops and buy crisps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Go to the shops and buy crisps. Hes a student, the only obvious choice is to bin the work and go to the pub for a liquid tea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 At the Pete Doherty gig a couple of weeks ago at The Barras, a snooty wee lassie who thought she was the business was standing in front of me in the queue. A guy was walking along th queue handing out flyers for a private hire taxi firm. She took one and turned to me and said "here do you want this" I replied "no thanks I've got my own" to which she snorted "I don't need one, my Dad owns thirty taxis" so I couldn't resist and told her that my dad owns 32 (an obvious lie that was lost on her).Later the same girl asked where I was from, I replied Clydebank and she said "I don't even know where that is" so I retorted "Well,we can't all be from Newton Mearns" She was incredulous that I had guessed where she was from! As if it wasn't fucking obvious you smarmy fucking c**t whore boot. Stop whining you impoverished scallywag. Away back to your servant quarters and learn some manners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 At the Pete Doherty gig a couple of weeks ago at The Barras, a snooty wee lassie who thought she was the business was standing in front of me in the queue. A guy was walking along th queue handing out flyers for a private hire taxi firm. She took one and turned to me and said "here do you want this" I replied "no thanks I've got my own" to which she snorted "I don't need one, my Dad owns thirty taxis" so I couldn't resist and told her that my dad owns 32 (an obvious lie that was lost on her).Later the same girl asked where I was from, I replied Clydebank and she said "I don't even know where that is" so I retorted "Well,we can't all be from Newton Mearns" She was incredulous that I had guessed where she was from! As if it wasn't fucking obvious you smarmy fucking c**t whore boot. Fantastic wee rant there. Also: FIFA10 or 18th birthday night oot? What a stinker of a dilhemma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Fantastic wee rant there. Also: FIFA10 or 18th birthday night oot? What a stinker of a dilhemma. You can get FIFA whenever you want.... Your friend only turns 18 once though.. You know the right decision Austin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 You can get FIFA whenever you want.... Your friend only turns 18 once though.. You know the right decision Austin. That does have the distinct whiff of truth about it, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Completely fucked my work computer. Corrupted the HDD. Wheeee...it's going to be a fun evening 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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