Breaking Decency Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'm actually hilarious when I'm chatting women up, but not in a good way. One time my old band were doing a wee tour of England and we stopped off at Blackpool for a few days as both of the other guys in the band have their fathers living there. So, we get a place to stay, get breakfast and start drinking. We'd been drinking for at least 6 hours when I went up to the bar and spotted this absolute stunner next to me. In my drunken mess I decided I should chat her up, as she was clearly ganting for my veiny trumpet. "So, the pleasure beach.... That's a funny name". As soon as those words left my mouth I turned round and headed to the toilet. I sent a text to one of the guys telling him to go to the bar and get me a drink, because there was no way I could go anywhere near her after that. Imagine us out on the beef trail together? Jesus, they'd be queuing up for miles. Brilliant! Yes, we'd be atrocious. Or some kind of crazy double act. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Brilliant! Yes, we'd be atrocious. Or some kind of crazy double act. Perhaps together we would become some sort of super human banter machine. Eventually we'd have to leave due to the Fire Brigade making an appearance because of the flooding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 "So, the pleasure beach.... That's a funny name". GOLD! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I never see him though, I'd have to walk down to school. Right through the school grounds doosh him and return. I'd would be carnage likes!!!1 Get it done! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Without wanting to spoil the party, the correct course of action to take is one, to feel good that someone else thinks you gf is attractive, and two, tell her to text him saying that she's flattered but already has a boyfriend and isn't interested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Without wanting to spoil the party, the correct course of action to take is one, to feel good that someone else thinks you gf is attractive, and two, tell her to text him saying that she's flattered but already has a boyfriend and isn't interested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Failing that, kick his cunt in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Without wanting to spoil the party, the correct course of action to take is one, to feel good that someone else thinks you gf is attractive, and two, tell her to text him saying that she's flattered but already has a boyfriend and isn't interested. I agree. Then punch him in the gut for good measure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Pics? Naw. Turns out it's tomorrow night, anyway. "So, the pleasure beach.... That's a funny name". Fantastic stuff. B) PTTGOYN: Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I Can't get Lady Gaga-Eh Eh out of my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 "So, the pleasure beach.... That's a funny name". That's genius, utter genius! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 My Firefox won't open any page except P&B. What the f**k is that all about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 How do i do that? I only just bought it. Well all freeviews are to be re-tuned now. I'm guessing your freeview will be built in the tv? To re-tune: 1) Switch on your Freeview TV or box 2) Using your remote control, press 'menu' 3) Select the 'set up' or 'installation' option 4) Press 'OK'. If your equipment asks if you want to delete all your channels, don't worry, that's normal 5) If you are prompted for a code, try 0000 or 1234 6) Channels will be automatically installed. This may take a few minutes and your equipment may shut down and restart 7) After re-tuning, you may reset your 'favourites' list. When you re-tune a digital TV recorder, you should re-set future recordings 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I have a blister on my finger. Fighting a mental battle with temptation not to burst the fucker! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I have a blister on my finger. Fighting a mental battle with temptation not to burst the fucker! Do it! I had a blister a on my finger a couple of weeks ago and I burst it, and it felt much better after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Do it!I had a blister a on my finger a couple of weeks ago and I burst it, and it felt much better after. I've already got one load of squirted mess to clear up. I could do without another! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I've already got one load of squirted mess to clear up. I could do without another! ^ masturbation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I've already got one load of squirted mess to clear up. I could do without another! When I burst it, it was an odd sensation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 ^ masturbation. Put the two together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I sent myself a text today, I am quite clearly slowly driving myself mad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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