Mr. Brightside Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 He saw her at school and found her MSN, apparently not as half as good looking as me. Yet, she gave him her mobile number.. She doesnt know why he added her MSN, I just laughed. It's hard to keep calm in these situations. Thing is they see eachother at school a lot. Yup, definitely smash him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Yup, definitely smash him. Goooooooooood. I wouldn't worry if I were you, he must be one ugly fucker. Top notch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Well in Welwyn. I once chatted up a girl for aaaages and when I finally asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said "yes, right here" and proceeded to point to the guy that had been standing next to her for the entire conversation, and was even there before I approached her. I'm an idiot. It would appear there is hope for me yet with fannies like you on the loose! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 He's texting her already! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 It would appear there is hope for me yet with fannies like you on the loose! I don't bother talking to women anymore so it certainly hasn't happened since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 He's texting her already! Go round his house! Let's see how he texts with no teeth! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 People who t@lk like this, repl@cing the a's with @'s. W@nkers... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Go round his house! Let's see how he texts with no teeth! Your assuming a few things here Dunc. One, that I know where he lives. Two, that I could knock his teeth out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencils Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Go round his house! Let's see how he texts with no teeth! I agree btw, smash him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Get him told sir, either that or get him to join P&B and show him how much more popular you are on the internet and you have us as back up to "jump in" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencils Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Your assuming a few things here Dunc. One, that I know where he lives. Two, that I could knock his teeth out. Three, he has teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Going to have to buy a booster for my tv, my freeview box picks up a grand total of 0 channels! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Three, he has teeth. Four, he can not text without his teeth. You get the picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Going to have to buy a booster for my tv, my freeview box picks up a grand total of 0 channels! Did you re-tune it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Did you re-tune it? How do i do that? I only just bought it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Any decent excuse for a human being would. My sister's home from London, tonight. Pics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 He's texting her already! Smash him, smash him, smash him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I don't bother talking to women anymore so it certainly hasn't happened since. I'm actually hilarious when I'm chatting women up, but not in a good way. One time my old band were doing a wee tour of England and we stopped off at Blackpool for a few days as both of the other guys in the band have their fathers living there. So, we get a place to stay, get breakfast and start drinking. We'd been drinking for at least 6 hours when I went up to the bar and spotted this absolute stunner next to me. In my drunken mess I decided I should chat her up, as she was clearly ganting for my veiny trumpet. "So, the pleasure beach.... That's a funny name". As soon as those words left my mouth I turned round and headed to the toilet. I sent a text to one of the guys telling him to go to the bar and get me a drink, because there was no way I could go anywhere near her after that. Imagine us out on the beef trail together? Jesus, they'd be queuing up for miles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Smash him, smash him, smash him! I never see him though, I'd have to walk down to school. Right through the school grounds doosh him and return. I'd would be carnage likes!!!1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'm actually hilarious when I'm chatting women up, but not in a good way. One time my old band were doing a wee tour of England and we stopped off at Blackpool for a few days as both of the other guys in the band have their fathers living there. So, we get a place to stay, get breakfast and start drinking. We'd been drinking for at least 6 hours when I went up to the bar and spotted this absolute stunner next to me. In my drunken mess I decided I should chat her up, as she was clearly ganting for my veiny trumpet. "So, the pleasure beach.... That's a funny name". As soon as those words left my mouth I turned round and headed to the toilet. I sent a text to one of the guys telling him to go to the bar and get me a drink, because there was no way I could go anywhere near her after that. Imagine us out on the beef trail together? Jesus, they'd be queuing up for miles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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