GiGi Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Put the two together. You must have an iron nob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Tiredness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I don't mean to moan....ahem...but last night while driving home i noticed the women behind me who was driving one of those 4x4 monstrosities that so many ladies of a certain type drive in Edinburgh. She decided that she wanted to go through her purchases that she must of picked up in Jenner's or Harvy Nics....Now that's fine but not when you are driving behind me..i couldnt see her face as she trundled towards the back of my car...then she would stop altogether and get carried away admiring the gusset in a pair of rather natty knickers,much to the annoyance of the queue of traffic stuck behind her...next time dear take a bloody taxi..and leave the roads to people who actually know what the are doing....honestly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I don't mean to moan..... aye right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Good on you. I love it when little arseholes like that done. Now, to the real business... Would she git wan? Aye she would've, but it would've been an angry wan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Aye she would've, but it would've been an angry wan Typical. Why do the uppety posh wee arseholes have to be good looking? Why can't they be munters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Typical. Why do the uppety posh wee arseholes have to be good looking? Why can't they be munters? She kept banging on about knowing the girl who was supporting Pete Doherty and how her dad has built her a recording set up in her dining room, with ProTools no less! Fucking snobs, they need a good shagging and then kicked down the stairs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 She kept banging on about knowing the girl who was supporting Pete Doherty and how her dad has built her a recording set up in her dining room, with ProTools no less!Fucking snobs, they need a good shagging and then kicked down the stairs! Heid first into poverty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Yes! Yes they are! What an unprofessional shambles of a company. have morton had their replicas delivered yet? i like how they take care of their 'big' teams first (chesterfield, millwall and dundee) first and then forget about the rest like yesterday's jam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I am seriously bored. Watched all the stuff that I had Sky+'d, all the housework is done and dusted and I have played GTA half to death the past couple of days. Wish the boy would hurry up and wake up, he has been asleep for nearly two hours now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Some mentalist is putting a set of ladders up against my window. We're under siege! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I am seriously bored. Watched all the stuff that I had Sky+'d, all the housework is done and dusted and I have played GTA half to death the past couple of days.Wish the boy would hurry up and wake up, he has been asleep for nearly two hours now. Take a dump, with your track record that should wake the dead, let alone the Bonny Prince. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I never even thought of that I've kind of avoided asking DJ's anything after the last time I did: I was absolutely smashed and asked him if he could play something by Scott Brown. He wasn't pleased with me. When someone you know, but don't see is chatting up your girlfriend. What do you do? She even gave him her number, What-the-f**k!?This suggestion sounds good. Is your girlfriend Honest Saints Fan? I've already got one load of squirted mess to clear up. I could do without another! Some mentalist is putting a set of ladders up against my window. We're under siege! It's Mortonjag and the other reactionary mentalists on general nonsense of the Morton board coming to get you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 It's cool, I poured sizzling butter over the guy's face and he fell to his untimely end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 (edited) I'm now praying that it really was Mortonjag. Edited October 7, 2009 by Dunning1874 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Who the eff is this Newton Faulkner bloke that everyone on everything is banging on about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Who the eff is this Newton Faulkner bloke that everyone on everything is banging on about? Dream catch me when I fall... blah pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Who the eff is this Newton Faulkner bloke that everyone on everything is banging on about? His new single, If This Is It. Dream catch me when I fall... blah pish. He isn't pish. Some of his stuff is a bit rubbish, UFO and the likes, but most of his stuff is of good quality and he is extremely talented. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Who the eff is this Newton Faulkner bloke that everyone on everything is banging on about? My pal loves him. I think he's fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 My pal loves him. I think he's fucking shite. Aye, but you used to bang on about Avril Lavigne! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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