Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 I tend to vary the times I go depending on what I plan to do. There are about 3 lanes worth marked off for people who want to do laps (you swim in an anti clockwise direction and there's room for overtaking) and then another area for less quick swimmers and people with kids.The kids are only ever in up til 5pm and 99% of the time they are well behaved and cause me no hassle because they're in the other section. This particular couples' kid doesn't do anything wrong either, but I see him as guilty by association. I met my ex at the gym and needless to say after our swim we'd always have 20 mins in the steam room to 'relax'. I always knew you were gay. Gym's are notorious gay pick up points and "relax" is clearly a Frankie Goes To Hollywood reference tacitly inserted into your post. Either that or I've just committed a Freudian Slip I do love Frankie Goes To Hollywood right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Shit. Outed myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 There's a couple I always see at the swimming pool who I fucking detest. The woman is extremely fat and insists on wearing a bikini so her MASSIVE stomach is on display at all times (she sepnds most of her time wandering around the side of the pool watching her kid splash about).The husband (who actually has a very athletic build) is always grabbing her, rubbing his hands on her stomach and kissing her. One day I'm just going to lose my cool and shout something at them. They make me sick. As long as you are sure it doesn't secretly turn you on and only annoys you cause you can't hide your stiffy when you get out the pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 As long as you are sure it doesn't secretly turn you on and only annoys you cause you can't hide your stiffy when you get out the pool. Everyone loves a chubby but this whale is most definitely not wood enducing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Got a letter through the door saying my EMA application was unsuccessful. Didn't give me good reasoning, just said that they've changed the "rules". Not happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Jamie T having laryngitis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Got a letter through the door saying my EMA application was unsuccessful. Didn't give me good reasoning, just said that they've changed the "rules". Not happy. Gutted. If it's any consolation mate, mine was accepted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 (edited) Gutted. If it's any consolation mate, mine was accepted. Ah, makes me feel all the better. Wanker. Edited October 8, 2009 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Ah, makes me feel all the better.w****r. What's EMA? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 What's EMA? Eh, Maintaining Allowance? Something like that anyway. The government pays you for attending school, depending upon what the household income is. You can either get £30, £20 or £10 per week, and bonuses during the end of terms. I was too young to get it last year, and apparently my mom earns too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Education Maintenance Allowance. Getting paid to go to school, pfft. I want back payments for all my years of attendance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Fuxake, I'd go back for free! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Fuxake, I'd go back for free! Me too. Things would go a lot different, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Me too. Things would go a lot different, mind. That's the fantasy though, isn't it? To go back and do it all again with the knowledge that you have as an adult. I suppose it's a pretty sad reflection on how mal-adjusted my life is that I dream of going back to school (which I hated with a passion) to do it all again with a different perspective. Perhaps if I was happier in my career I wouldn't even think about school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 (edited) That's the fantasy though, isn't it? To go back and do it all again with the knowledge that you have as an adult.I suppose it's a pretty sad reflection on how mal-adjusted my life is that I dream of going back to school (which I hated with a passion) to do it all again with a different perspective. Perhaps if I was happier in my career I wouldn't even think about school. Those are pretty much my thoughts on it as well. I wouldn't even want to go back with the knowledge I have now, I'd just make a couple of adjustments- not taking subject X, not dumping girl Y, not punching Z in the face. Edited October 8, 2009 by Breaking Decency 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Eh, Maintaining Allowance?Something like that anyway. The government pays you for attending school, depending upon what the household income is. You can either get £30, £20 or £10 per week, and bonuses during the end of terms. I was too young to get it last year, and apparently my mom earns too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 I scalded my hand karate-chopping a baked potato I was reading about "the perfect baked potato" and that the best way to open it is to karate chop it as this lets all the steam out at once, but warned that if you did it too slowly you'd burn your hand, and too quickly you'd splatter it everywhere. I now know that you should wrap it in a clean tea towel before you chop it. Potato was lovely, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MofoDmo Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 People with stupid things on the backs of football tops. E.g. i seen a guy coming out of reid kerr with a rangers top saying : 'Mad Wae It 1 DotCom' Bawbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 According to the Herald's TV page, we were supposed to be getting an hour of snooker highlights. What did we have 'Anns á Gharradh' and 'Eórpa'! Not please! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 According to the Herald's TV page, we were supposed to be getting an hour of snooker highlights.What did we have 'Anns á Gharradh' and 'Eórpa'! Not please! Cunntas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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