capybara Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Hard day on the road yesterday,and too much red last night.Hope i get to stay in the office today it is wild out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossC93 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Pissing Paisley rain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 There cannot be any more rain up there. Surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 One of the headlines on the BBC's RSS News Feed is "Domestic violence lessons planned". If anything, that's going to make things worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Stand Hero Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I dispair sometimes, girl in my work had no idea who Theadore Rosevelt (sp?) was. Well she's a fucking idiot then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 This essay is a complete joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 (edited) My mum and dad both work on Wednesdays, so I woke up around 10am ish, went downstairs for a drink then came back up to my room and settled down to watch some good quality pornography. I had the sound up full blast and everything to get maximum enjoyment from my wank and began whacking away . After I'd finished I went through to my mum and dad's room (which shares a wall with mine) to get a towel for a shower and was horrified to find my mum sitting up in bed reading a magazine as she'd had to call in sick with the 'flu! Needless to say I was rather embarassed Edited November 25, 2009 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 My mum and dad both work on Wednesdays, so I woke up around 10am ish, went downstairs for a drink then came back up to my room and settled down to watch some good quality pornography. I had the sound up full blast and everything to get maximum enjoyment from my w**k and began whacking away . After I'd finished I went through to my mum and dad's room (which shares a wall with mine) to get a towel for a shower and was horrified to find my mum sitting up in bed reading a magazine as she'd had to call in sick with the 'flu!Needless to say I was rather embarassed f**k sake. I don't think I could look her in the eye again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Needless to say I was rather embarassed A good reason to not live with your parents! I'm marking first year coding assignments, and I am slowly losing faith in humanity. Its difficult! I really care about these students (en masse, its anonymous marking obviously), and I find myself agonising over their code, wishing they had just put in one line of code, and they would have had it working. Arrrgh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I got soaked walking to college this morning and I've just been told that I didn't have to come in today as all my lecturers are ill! Again?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 f**k sake. I don't think I could look her in the eye again. There have been worse incidents than that. Like during one summer when I was back at home I had to explain what a posh wank was when she asked my why there were two used comdoms in my bedroom drawer when my girlfirend (when we both mainly stayed in Glasgow) hadn't stayed over at my parents house yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 There have been worse incidents than that. Like during one summer when I was back at home I had to explain what a posh wank was when she asked my why there were two used comdoms in my bedroom drawer when my girlfirend (when we both mainly stayed in Glasgow) hadn't stayed over at my parents house yet. Why didnt you put them in the bin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 There have been worse incidents than that. Like during one summer when I was back at home I had to explain what a posh w**k was when she asked my why there were two used comdoms in my bedroom drawer when my girlfirend (when we both mainly stayed in Glasgow) hadn't stayed over at my parents house yet. How the f**k did I already know this? You must have posted that somewhere else on P&B cos I remember this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Pissing Paisley rain There cannot be any more rain up there. Surely? Oh there is Capy - and, as dargo pointed out, most of it appears to be falling on Paisley right now. I should be heading off to see Lilly tonight but at this rate I'll be soaking wet before I get there! Careful now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 In hindsight, listening to three Mogwai CD's, (Young Team, Cody & Zidane), back to back probably wasn't the best way to get my self set for a Lilly Allen gig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 People who are pissed off with rain. Its Scotland, if you dont like it, move to Ethiopia and do distance learning. You're only showing off because most of it missed the North East coast! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I dispair sometimes, girl in my work had no idea who Theadore Rosevelt (sp?) was. Did she know how to spell it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 (edited) Oh there is Capy - and, as dargo pointed out, most of it appears to be falling on Paisley right now. I should be heading off to see Lilly tonight but at this rate I'll be soaking wet before I get there!Careful now... BBC Weather - Looks as if it's going to stop. Edit - I mean it's not going to be as heavy as it was earlier. Edited November 25, 2009 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I agree that the weather is gash, but surely you are used to it? As soon as it hits October, I expect the weather to be utter rubbish until February/March. A nice day is a bonus. Stop moaning, you aren't going to dissolve as soon as a bit of rain hits you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Can’t find the Stupid Things Women Say thread, so just posting in here because I have to work with this bint… We received a letter in today from a fairly well-known actor, said bint says “did he not die 3 or 4 years back?” Well, not unless the postal service is phenomenally slow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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