Gaz Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I'm sure he said a few days back his washing machine's on the blink or something like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 It's not that difficult... I've just moved back to Stirling after being back in Fife for a while, and all my clothes are in a holdall. When I got up this morning, I realised that I was lifting the last pair of boxers and the last pair of socks out the bag, because I must've left the rest back at home. I could go and wash the ones that are in the basket, but the machines here are communal and cost a bomb, and I'd just have to do the same thing again in about 3 days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 It's not that difficult... I've just moved back to Stirling after being back in Fife for a while, and all my clothes are in a holdall. When I got up this morning, I realised that I was lifting the last pair of boxers and the last pair of socks out the bag, because I must've left the rest back at home. I could go and wash the ones that are in the basket, but the machines here are communal and cost a bomb, and I'd just have to do the same thing again in about 3 days. Now, you've led us all up the garden path here somewhat. I'm convinced you were trying to give the impression that your tallywhacker is such a behemoth that it stretches three pairs of kecks a day into ruin, instead of you just being unable to pack a rucksack. Shenanigans! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 It's not that difficult... I've just moved back to Stirling after being back in Fife for a while, and all my clothes are in a holdall. When I got up this morning, I realised that I was lifting the last pair of boxers and the last pair of socks out the bag, because I must've left the rest back at home. I could go and wash the ones that are in the basket, but the machines here are communal and cost a bomb, and I'd just have to do the same thing again in about 3 days. Why no just go commando? Nothing wrong with a bit of free ballin'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Why no just go commando? Nothing wrong with a bit of free ballin'. Or recycle. Save the world n' that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Stick the pair you have on the radiator, leave for about an hour to bake, scrape off the hard bits with a fork, spray with Lynx, job done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Why no just go commando? Nothing wrong with a bit of free ballin'. Unless you're wearing jeans.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I was crazy about this girl when I was 17. She was intelligent, funny and we shared exactly the same sense of humour. She used to constantly tell me about what a dick her boyfriend was (I knew he was dipping it about anyway) and one day she came in cut and bruised (we worked together part-time when we were students). She denied it for ages but it was obvious he'd cracked her a belter and thrown her about as well. She eventually admitted it and made the usual victim platitudes - 'He's so sorry', 'He's promised never to do it again' and so on. Then one day she walked in with a ring on and beamed about engagement. Everyone else at the work was clucking and delighted, and I remember her asking me something like: "Are you going to congratulate me?" I went mental at her and told her what I knew (as well as the domestic violent cliché lecture), and she basically never spoke to me again for about seven or eight years. I was fucking crushed at the time. One day I was in the Solid Rock in Glasgow and got this tap on the shoulder, turned round and there she was. We had a bit of a drink and a chat and she was laughing about this dick she'd got rid of and basically thanked me for trying to talk sense into her. So, the point is: do what you think is right, even if it's the hard thing. Best of luck. Bloody hell. Luckily it's nothing like that. I think I'll just play it by ear for a few weeks. But if I get drunk this weekend that could all change. I'm very proud that I resisted the temptation to tell her on Friday when I was absolutely out of my cake. Hopefully I will have my head on if I'm drinking this weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Hopefully I will have my head on if I'm drinking this weekend. Would help unless you are planning on doing it intravenously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Bloody hell. Luckily it's nothing like that. I think I'll just play it by ear for a few weeks. But if I get drunk this weekend that could all change. I'm very proud that I resisted the temptation to tell her on Friday when I was absolutely out of my cake. Hopefully I will have my head on if I'm drinking this weekend. Helluva situation. It's a morality play in the ongoing drama of life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Following a drunken night and ordering an iphone online,It came today or should i say theycame today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Following a drunken night and ordering an iphone online,It came today or should i say theycame today this could be a RTBC if they've only charged you for one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Following a drunken night and ordering an iphone online,It came today or should i say theycame today one for you and one for the wife,and you might get away with it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 one for you and one for the wife,and you might get away with it Not really as that would mean i have 6 phones on my account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Bobby Zamora. Fucking cheer up eh? Everytime he scores he looks like he's gonnae attack somebody. His goal was a fucking topper though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 never really understood the term 'projectile vomiting' till abiout 10 minutes ago. amazing how long chinese food takes to digest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsdaLoyal Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Mock the week has become extremely cringworthy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 i refuse to believe the scales that read that i am 14 stone!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Following a drunken night and ordering an iphone online,It came today or should i say theycame today The shit gets deeper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Following a drunken night and ordering an iphone online,It came today or should i say theycame today Drunken internet ordering! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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