bullywee Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 anyone familiar with the abc's 'jellybaby' on a thursday night will know that there are beanbags at the side and that you need to take your shoes off to go on them. so i took my shoes off, went back 15 minutes later and they were gone. so for the next 2 hours i was walking around the club and sauchiehall street with no shoes on, getting more pissed off as the minutes ticked by. at about quarter past three i saw a guy walking past with one of them and managed to get it off of him and it was another 45 minutes until i found the other one outside the smoking area. to make the night even worse, my friend got cracked in the face by a bouncer for no reason and had to spend half an hour giving a statement to police. it wasn't until half four that we got to move away from the front door 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Could be worse, you could be VL Ton Or you could be desperately clutching for relevance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 The sweats and shakes. I don't even understand how they come about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Absolutely knackered and got a 9 hour nightshift ahead of me. Wish my body clock would stop fucking up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Travelling back in time to 1957 next Sunday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Travelling back in time to 1957 next Sunday. Why so sad? Killie got beat in the final 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Lost my wallet in Edinburgh last night. Gutted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 There was a young laddie on the bus the other day, lucky if he was about 6 or 7, with 2 older lads, maybe late teens. They were talkiing about the odds for a footy game, whilst studying a coupon, the wee laddie piped up "i know how to fill out a fitba coupon" aye, good son, but what kind of idiot teaches a 7-yr old how to do that? f**k sakes, no wonder folk end up with gambling addictions later in life! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_T_Y Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Sky sports,showing two nothing games when they could of had wigan - west ham or birmingham fulham. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Sky sports,showing two nothing games when they could of had wigan - west ham or birmingham fulham. To be fair to Sky they only showed one nothing game, although they did go to double screens occasionally when Celtic scored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Arsenal's inability to JUST FUCKING SHOOT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 My sister has just had to remove my 7 year old nephew from Clydebank Rugby Football Club after being informed by the club's webmaster on their official Facebook page that the reason the club's Facebook page has been full of posts congratulating Rangers on their title success is because Clydebank RFC is "a Proddy club". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I could murder a pizza the now, but I'm watching what I'm eating so I'll just have some pasta instead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I could murder a pizza the now, but I'm watching what I'm eating so I'll just have some pasta instead A sound piece of advice unless you want half your dinner on your face and down your front. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 A sound piece of advice unless you want half your dinner on your face and down your front. You are a humourless void of a person. Stop it now. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 A sound piece of advice unless you want half your dinner on your face and down your front. You are a humourless void of a person. Stop it now. I have to agree, Ad Lib. Even by my standards that was a stinker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smit Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 A sound piece of advice unless you want half your dinner on your face and down your front. Shouldn't this read 1/4 of your dinner on your face and 1/4 down your front? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 A sound piece of advice unless you want half your dinner on your face and down your front. *slowclap* I expected this from The Phoenix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 *slowclap* I expected this from The Phoenix. No problem, I can clap at any speed you want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 No problem, I can clap at any speed you want. goan then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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