Sweet Pete Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I was going to Wembley for the Play Off Final, if those useless c***s hadn't fucked it by going down 3 - 0 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Working at 7. I hate my job. Give it to me then, I'm desperate for a job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I was going to Wembley for the Play Off Final, if those useless c***s hadn't fucked it by going down 3 - 0 The play off's are at Old Trafford this season -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 The play off's are at Old Trafford this season Not the championship one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 The play off's are at Old Trafford this season Not the Championship play off,It is at Wembley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I was furious at myself for losing a mark in each paper. Truly piss easy. Fuck off, Will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Oh aye, and this girl I'm trying to get on has now said that I can't crash at her place in Aberdeen on Saturday now because her brother's staying in the spare room. I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKING SPARE ROOM YOU IDIOT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 The play off's are at Old Trafford this season Naw they urnae 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Oh aye, and this girl I'm trying to get on has now said that I can't crash at her place in Aberdeen on Saturday now because her brother's staying in the spare room. I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKING SPARE ROOM YOU IDIOT! Sounds like she hasn't got the same idea as you from that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I doubt she wants some wee lad trying to pump her while her brother's in the next room either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Oh aye, and this girl I'm trying to get on has now said that I can't crash at her place in Aberdeen on Saturday now because her brother's staying in the spare room. I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKING SPARE ROOM YOU IDIOT! The chances of her being aware of this are, oh, about 97%. Take it as the gentle form of rejection it implies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Oh aye, and this girl I'm trying to get on has now said that I can't crash at her place in Aberdeen on Saturday now because her brother's staying in the spare room. I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKING SPARE ROOM YOU IDIOT! I always thought you were like 40 years old with the way you post on the Third Division Forum but obviously not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 red dot duly deserved. I knew the League 2 one wasn't at Wembley as I planned to go down if Shrewsbury got to the final again. They may have already well and truly fucked up right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Why do grown women insist on listening to music that's specifically created for and marketed to ten year olds? I've just heard the lyrics "Don't be fancy....just be DANCEY!" Seriously, have a fucking word with yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Why do grown women insist on listening to music that's specifically created for and marketed to ten year olds? I've just heard the lyrics "Don't be fancy....just be DANCEY!" Seriously, have a fucking word with yourself. Why so serious? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Why so serious? Because the goat I shagged gave me herpes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Because the goat I shagged gave me herpes. I don't remember that line in the song! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I don't remember that line in the song! It's there, you just need to listen more intently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Why so serious? Because the goat I shagged gave me herpes. I don't remember that line in the song! It's there, you just need to listen more intently. I've just realised that it's the name of the song! I tried playing it backwards, but there's nothing about goats. Unless 'Hail Satan!' counts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 My maths exam. That is all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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