Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 I don't believe anyone other than kids under the age of 10 can find anything on that program funny. He slaughters every joke and then continues to boot the arse out of it for the following 5 minutes. Harry Hill is a c**t. He speaks very highly of you though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Hungover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Waitin in for carpet fitters!! Phones this morning and said I was second on the list and they would be here this morning. Still no sign, waste of a day!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I'm very hungover, got hours to wait for train and then more waiting tomorrow before I fly back to London then 8 hour coach trip back to Glasgow. I just want my bed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I tried to resist but I couldn't. You got a barman's nip of a bacon roll, nirvana for your ordinary man on the street and you nearly boked? If you don't like bacon have a bit of toast you fuckin weirdo. If I had a green left I'd give it to you so hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 12 threads on SPL forum are to do with the Rangers/administration topic. It's getting rather tedious now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 If I ever meet the guy from that Directline Van Insurance advert (Steeeeeeeeve! Steve-o! Nice one, Steve) I'll run over his bollocks in that fucking van. What an annoying p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 When Scotrail decide that 3 carriages are sufficient even though it's a reduced service due to Network Rail being on strike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 People who say the word ' champion ' instead of the word ' thanks ' . I don't know what sort of horrific childhood abuse you've suffered, but kindly don't take it out on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Birmingham blew my 9/1 5 team accumulator and I was reluctant to put them in in the 1st place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 If I ever meet the guy from that Directline Van Insurance advert (Steeeeeeeeve! Steve-o! Nice one, Steve) I'll run over his bollocks in that fucking van. What an annoying p***k. Don't watch BBCs him & her then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 I had a pair of jeans delivered to my parents' house on Monday, and I've just found out they never arrived. I checked the parcel tracker, and some thieving c**t has signed for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Some boy turned up at my door today with a package I didn't order. It was a pair of jeans, I took it anyway, but unfortunately they are a 42 inch waist, 10 inches too big for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Some boy turned up at my door today with a package I didn't order. It was a pair of jeans, I took it anyway, but unfortunately they are a 42 inch waist, 10 inches too big for me. Like my dad always said to me, "you'll just need to grow into them then" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Some boy turned up at my door today with a package I didn't order. It was a pair of jeans, I took it anyway, but unfortunately they are a 42 inch waist, 10 inches too big for me. After yer wee trip to New York, You will probably fill them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 The lot of you can f**k off! Anyway, turns out it wasn't someone else who's signed for it, it was the driver signing it to say it didn't have to be signed for... So I've still got no idea where my fucking jeans are. Rant rant rant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 The lot of you can f**k off! Anyway, turns out it wasn't someone else who's signed for it, it was the driver signing it to say it didn't have to be signed for... So I've still got no idea where my fucking jeans are. Rant rant rant. Who was it that delivered it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 McKee Knows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Far be it from me to put a stain on his character. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Remind us why he would know again? Please! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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