ICTJohnboy Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 West coast accents are great, it's those mumbling teuchter accents that do your head in. Aye, definATEly. Dae ye no understuand whit am sayin' tae ye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 The Grants whisky adverts that are currenty sponsoring daytime programmes on ITV4 are absolutlely dreadful. A family playing charades, and they're all laughing at stuff each other is saying, but there's literally nothing funny being said! The grown up son says to his parents "That's 8 in a row, you guys must be cheating." And the dad, whilst laughing and cuddling the wife says, "When you've been married as long as us, it's psychic." AND THAT'S IT! Why the fuck are you laughing?! Genuinely appalling adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 The Grants whisky adverts that are currenty sponsoring daytime programmes on ITV4 are absolutlely dreadful. A family playing charades, and they're all laughing at stuff each other is saying, but there's literally nothing funny being said! The grown up son says to his parents "That's 8 in a row, you guys must be cheating." And the dad, whilst laughing and cuddling the wife says, "When you've been married as long as us, it's psychic." AND THAT'S IT! Why the fuck are you laughing?! Genuinely appalling adverts. Are they though? You are talking about the product tbf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I know that some poor saps will be taken in and spend £44.99 on antivirus software they don't really need which they've been scared into buying Sounds like a visit to PC World. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 The Grants whisky adverts that are currenty sponsoring daytime programmes on ITV4 are absolutlely dreadful. A family playing charades, and they're all laughing at stuff each other is saying, but there's literally nothing funny being said! The grown up son says to his parents "That's 8 in a row, you guys must be cheating." And the dad, whilst laughing and cuddling the wife says, "When you've been married as long as us, it's psychic." AND THAT'S IT! Why the fuck are you laughing?! Genuinely appalling adverts. Would you buy the product if the father was battering seven bells out of the mother and the son was masturbating ferociously in his armchair? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 The Grants whisky adverts that are currenty sponsoring daytime programmes on ITV4 are absolutlely dreadful. A family playing charades, and they're all laughing at stuff each other is saying, but there's literally nothing funny being said! The grown up son says to his parents "That's 8 in a row, you guys must be cheating." And the dad, whilst laughing and cuddling the wife says, "When you've been married as long as us, it's psychic." AND THAT'S IT! Why the f**k are you laughing?! Genuinely appalling adverts. I find the Scottish Leader sponsoring adverts incredibly cringeworthy for some reason (the one's with the guys in the warehouses playing keepy-uppy). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Would you buy the product if the father was battering seven bells out of the mother and the son was masturbating ferociously in his armchair? Would probably buy Bells with that level of subliminal advertising TBH. I have spent the day trying to discover how many times CityLink can lie to me about the delivery that was due to come today. Tracking the shipment online - 7.56am goods arrived at depot ready for delivery. No further update until 2.17 when it suddenly said "Delivery unsuccessful and goods returned to depot". Cue raging phone call since there was no calling card and no sign of a van at any stage. Girl on phone says that the website update was incorrect, and actually the order was delayed 24 hours because the place I ordered from had sent it to them a day too late, and I should phone them to complain. So I did. Company said they had passed the goods to Citylink on the 15th, and checked their end of the delivery, to find that it had entered the CityLink system on the 15th and been sent to the Glasgow depot last night, arriving this morning for delivery today. Phoned CityLink back armed with this info, buck passed to a "manager" who would "phone me back". Still waiting. Due an amazon delivery before 1 tomorrow - checked the courier...guess who 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Are they though? You are talking about the product tbf No way have they intended to make them as cringeworthy as they come across though. But aye, fair point. Would you buy the product if the father was battering seven bells out of the mother and the son was masturbating ferociously in his armchair? If they all battered each other to death, i would buy a bottle to celebrate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballymoneyyin Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Looking at the random images/memes thread and you see there has been a new post. Then you go to see the new random image and its something like ' fuckin brilliant,' replying to an existing one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 8 in a row Team: Queen's Park 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 (edited) Looking at the random images/memes thread and you see there has been a new post. Then you go to see the new random image and its something like ' fuckin brilliant,' replying to an existing one. ' fuckin brilliant Edited December 20, 2012 by ICTJohnboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Team: Queen's Park Sorry mate. Your mob are getting closer all the time though!* *Patrionising bastard alert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 *Patrionising bastard alert. You really try hard with your spelling, I'm proud of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 You really try hard with your spelling, I'm proud of you. I really do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I really do. He really does, you should see his Twitter - it's like alphabetti spaghetti chucked at a dartboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Only got less than an hour and a half to live and I'm at work. The working class really are slaves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Arsehole Fiat 500 drivers who feel the need to straddle two lanes when taking a left turn as if they're driving an artic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Arsehole Fiat 500 drivers who feel the need to straddle two lanes when taking a left turn as if they're driving an artic. This isn't exclusive to Fiat drivers. The number of people I see taking a swing at a corner in a small car is unbelievable. The standard of driving in general these days is appalling. No lights when its dark and failure to indicate ever is the most common flaw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Something I have only really noticed recently is the huge gap that some car drivers are leaving - sometimes as much as 20 odd car lengths. This is on the M80 & M8. They crawl along about 10-15mph in built up traffic, eventually catching up with the car in front, then when the cars start speeding up they don't. I know they eventually catch up but it does my nut in. OK when I am on the bike, but had the car in the other week and couldn't pull out as this twat was just sitting to the right of my rear wheel, not speeding up and a huge gap was opening up. Its as if they don't want to go over 15mph. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Noisy eaters, got one in my office Despite being about 2 tables away from me I can still hear the fucker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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