Raidernation Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 maybe, but actually true I'm sad to say 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Complete lack of professional courtesy from teachers in murcan schools I'm part-time, teaching Maths (Yes it has an s at the end you ignorant wanks), yesterday, turned up for my 2 hours, no classes, all "rehearsing" but no-one tells me so I drive 20 miles to do f**k-all for 2 hours. Today, supposed to get class at 10am, turn up at 11.15 as "Miss x was doing stuff and she didn't tell us we were supposed to be in math". Fucking teachers and schools here are amateurs, nae wonder murkan kids are thick! And the shit I'd be teaching here to 12 year olds?..........................would be primary school stuff in Scotland! At least they didn't shoot you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 They'd fucking miss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 They'd fucking miss AAHH, The Michael Stone School for Incompetent Serial Killers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 People that say they're from Glasgow but then get pissed off when you call them a Weegie. If you're from Kilbarchan then just say that ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 People that say they're from Glasgow but then get pissed off when you call them a Weegie. If you're from Kilbarchan then just say that ffs. I find the best way to reply to a Brechiner that inquires about your residence thus: "The 21st century." It does cause some confusion, but they'll get Back To The Future at the cinema in a few years and they'll get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Drunk people who are abusive. At work today, there was a guy who was really drunk and I was told by my management to refuse to serve him. I did and so did the other guy I was working with, so he went mental and took one of the empty champagne bottles in an attempt to bottle us (or steal an empty champagne bottle...). No need for that at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Hangovers. Utter c***s. Deserves you right for stopping drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Hangovers. Utter c***s. That's what you get for threatening Smurph with a bottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 The wee c**t of a woman who lives downstairs is always letting folk into the building without asking who it is. I'm sick of hunting the wee neds out of the landing, getting a torrent of abuse from the wee cheeky fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberDon Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Aberdeen lost again, and on top of that I hit my overdraft limit paying for my ticket so am stuck inside until the 20th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 (edited) The "I'd like to see you do better" Brigade. Yes, Strictly's on but it's probably my second time seeing it ever, honest! P.S... and that Lisa Riley in general. Edited December 16, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 The incredibly sexist Sainsburys Christmas advert. Oh and trying to check a topic on the ipad and check a poster instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 The "I'd like to see you do better" Brigade. Yes, Strictly's on but it's probably my second time seeing it ever, honest! P.S... and that Lisa Riley in general. She has an incredibly big heid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Oh and trying to check a topic on the ipad and check a poster instead. Could be worse, you could touch one of your phone internet bookmarks trying to get to General Nonsense and end up the Second Division forum instead. Can spoil a good day that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Also, when something as shite as SP12 overruns by half an hour, pushing forward Sportscene. ... and Bradley Wiggins wins it?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Bradley Wiggins is a boring dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Seething. Videos that cover interviews on BBC work, everything else - nut. Raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Seething. Videos that cover interviews on BBC work, everything else - nut. Raging. You still not fixed that yet then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 You still not fixed that yet then? Man, you have no idea. I'm distraught. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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