the_bully_wee Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Sarah Millican. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Work was quiet all morning, I went to go for my lunch at 1, and then bang, 2 deliveries and 4 customers. Nearly 45 minutes later, I got my fucking lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Sarah Millican. And Noel Edmonds as well. Guffawing at every thing she says. Every fucking thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 True dat. All she talks about is cakes, cakes, and more fucking cakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Work was quiet all morning, I went to go for my lunch at 1, and then bang, 2 deliveries. You're a midwife? Explains everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Better than being an auld fishwive like yerself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 And Noel Edmonds as well. Guffawing at every thing she says. Every fucking thing. My TV was on but I wasn't watching it. Then I heard Sarah Millican's instantly recognisable and incredibly irritating voice and the prompted audience laughter to her criminally unfunny jokes. Is Noel on it now? Oh dear. Thank f**k I made the switch over to The Undateables. My other PTTGOYN is that my prelims start in two days and I haven't done a single bit of revision. I can never motivate myself to revise and it really gets on my tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Better than being an auld fishwive like yerself. Dear oh, dear. Fishwife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I'm loosing the plot with my spelling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 My TV was on but I wasn't watching it. Then I heard Sarah Millican's instantly recognisable and incredibly irritating voice and the prompted audience laughter to her criminally unfunny jokes. Is Noel on it now? Oh dear. Thank f**k I made the switch over to The Undateables. My other PTTGOYN is that my prelims start in two days and I haven't done a single bit of revision. I can never motivate myself to revise and it really gets on my tits. No, no. You don't understand the gravity of the situation. Noel is still in the Deal Or No Deal studio. The interview is taking place between studios. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 No, no. You don't understand the gravity of the situation. Noel is still in the Deal Or No Deal studio. The interview is taking place between studios. If you weren't a fellow Clyde fan I would assume that, as you are still watching it, you are clinically insane. As you are, however, I know that already! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 If you weren't a fellow Clyde fan I would assume that, as you are still watching it, you are clinically insane. As you are, however, I know that already! It was promptly switched off, but it was a brief and horrifying experience, nonetheless. I was watching an interesting program about trains, it comes to an end, i put the TV on mute to tune my guitar, i put the volume back on and look up, only to see the televised abortion that is The Sarah Millican Television Programme. I'm not ashamed to say that i wept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) It was promptly switched off, but it was a brief and horrifying experience, nonetheless. I was watching an interesting program about trains, it comes to an end, i put the TV on mute to tune my guitar, i put the volume back on and look up, only to see the televised abortion that is The Sarah Millican Television Programme. I'm not ashamed to say that i wept. The programme on trains was incredibly tedious*. Standard Grade (RIP) History taught me 90% of what was in it! * This is in part down to the fact there are too many train-based broadcasts** ** I do like trains but I don't believe they deserve as much screen-time as they receive Edited January 22, 2013 by the_bully_wee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I hate having to go to sleep, frustrates me as I'm up at 8 to go to work until 6 at night. Feels like I have no time to myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Quit your job. But then I'd have no monies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 It was promptly switched off, but it was a brief and horrifying experience, nonetheless. I was watching an interesting program about trains, it comes to an end, i put the TV on mute to tune my guitar, i put the volume back on and look up, only to see the televised abortion that is The Sarah Millican Television Programme. I'm not ashamed to say that i wept. There, there, we've all broken a guitar string from time to time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 You would have plenty of time to masturbate though. If that's what you meant by "time to myself"? This is very true. And no it's not. I quite like spending time playing FIFA, FM, watching a film or reading a book. But I hate only doing any of them for 2 or so hours, which is how long I've got left by the time I've eaten and showered (although masturbation can overlap the shower). So lately I've been staying up later but waking up knackered, but I hate going to sleep early. It truly is the pickliest of pickles! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Fuckin bane of ma life is folk whos mobiles are never out there fuckin hands at work. If its no there burd txin or phonin every ten mins its updatin facebook tae tell nae c**t thats interested that there busy at work when they clearly arnt cos there on there phone updatin fuckin facebook. Fs iv wan at work whos burd phones to tell him the postmans just been or the new baby has shit herself *Fucking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I've got a smashing boaby but no bird to deliver it to. I get through an absolute power of masturbation, and thus kitchen roll. I use kitchen roll as it's more absorbant than toilet roll and sticks less. 3 sheets i find is the optimum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 My mate's in the RAF, and me and him are always having friendly banter about how the whole country is fucked for cash yet the Government can afford to send the military thousands of miles across the world for whichever conflict they deem it necessary for the UK's troops to be involved in. So, his squadron flew out the other day... to Madrid. What wars are the UK fighting in mainland fucking Spain!? He's spending his weekend getting sloshed and going to the Bernabau! How the hell have we got money for this kind of shite!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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