vikingTON Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Y'know, instead of philpy advising everyone to ignore his utterly shite posts, there's a much easier solution to this problem... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) Philpy has woeful patter, although to be fair, the Standfree alias detective squad isn't much cop either. But he's not doing anyone any harm. You can't all be fresh, varied and original patter merchants like myself, so it seems a bit harsh to pick on Philpy for this. Leave the boy be! The difference between him and chuckles is that while they both make shite jokes, chuckles thinks he has the ability to tear people to shreds, and thats just painful to watch. Edited January 17, 2013 by xbl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Philpy has woeful patter, although to be far, the Standfree alias detective squad isn't much cop either. But he's not doing anyone any harm. You can't all be fresh, varied and original patter merchants like myself, so it seems a bit harsh to pick on Philpy for this. Leave the boy be! The difference between him and chuckles is that while they both make shite jokes, chuckles thinks he has the ability to tear people to shreds, and thats just painful to watch. If you were chocolate you would eat yourself. Go on, I dare you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 If you were chocolate you would eat yourself. Racist. If you put shit jokes in just about every single post you'd rightly get pulled up too. It's a fair point about Chuckles trying to rip people, it's undeniably awful. Philpy has done nothing wrong in years except have shite patter, and he's hardly unique in that! Seems to me like he's trying not to take the forum so seriously these days. I'm sure he'll find a balance soon enough, he's harmless really. For some reason, I don't think chuckles has ever given me a hilarious nickname, so he obviously knows his place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Any normal person would go to the doctor. Not The Troll though, he's a real man you see. Tis but a scratch to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Racist. Bawbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Any normal person would go to the doctor. Not The Troll though, he's a real man you see. Tis but a scratch to him. Speaking of scratching, I wonder how much fun that'll be for him when his hands falls off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 The overreaction to the lottery going up £1 after 18 years. I don't play it so it won't affect me, but everyone I see buying tickets seem to buy multiples so what's the big deal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 The throbbing gone away now. Reckon it'll be fine. Got a plaster on so any nastiness will be sucked oot. I've hunners of scratches and cuts that get dirt in them and they're never anything but fine. I'll see how it is in a week Elastoplast spray plaster. Would that be any help to you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Elastoplast spray plaster. Would that be any help to you? He could spray it on his keyboard and help us all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 People that refer to their parents simply as mum/dad (without the 'my' at the front) when talking to folk outside of their family. Them: "Yeah, dad hasn't been feeling well this week". Me: What? I never knew my dad was ill... and that you're my sister! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 People that refer to their parents simply as mum/dad (without the 'my' at the front) when talking to folk outside of their family. Them: "Yeah, dad hasn't been feeling well this week". Me: What? I never knew my dad was ill... and that you're my sister! Mum and Dad are dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior_Coconut Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 People that don’t tie their laces when playing indoor football! Seriously how many times does your trainer have to fly off before you see it as a problem? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Mum and Dad are dead. Same here but I refuse to believe that this means we're related. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 ... and people who just walk out of shops onto the main street without looking (hence almost smack into someone). Try that pulling out onto the main road in your car, see what happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Broadband was down for hours , just back it is like losing a limb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 spend hours making a spreadsheet for the death pool. correcting spelling errors (fido castro being a favourite) and when i post the result.. columns are out of line, spend ages formatting it.... post and all formats removed and left a fecking mess. mega huff before someone suggests it. excels cant be attached.. or i would have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 spend hours making a spreadsheet for the death pool. correcting spelling errors (fido castro being a favourite) and when i post the result.. columns are out of line, spend ages formatting it.... post and all formats removed and left a fecking mess. mega huff before someone suggests it. excels cant be attached.. or i would have ^^^ screenshot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 spend hours making a spreadsheet for the death pool. correcting spelling errors (fido castro being a favourite) and when i post the result.. columns are out of line, spend ages formatting it.... post and all formats removed and left a fecking mess. mega huff before someone suggests it. excels cant be attached.. or i would have It does work, Checked with Excel 2010. @op You can see it working in my screenshot Also, Excel file that the screenshot came from zip it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 zip it genius - greenied 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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