Sweet Pete Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Bloody hell guys. Some of us been married 3 times (so far), you're just so much a bunch of wet fannies "ooooh better not upset her" american sit-com-type-wet-twats! You're all whoever the wet c**t from Friends was that wanted to shag the one with the hair. Pussies! Can't help but think that you're the common link in these marriage breakdowns, champ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northsea80 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 About your failed marriages? Yeah i'm positively green with envy about you making a c**t of your past relationships! You win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 One divorce on friendly terms One Died One still going. Nope, you lose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Who actually said 'ooh, better not upset her'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Who actually said 'ooh, better not upset her'? Just the wee angry guy with the trail of broken and prematurely ended marriages by the looks of things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Just the wee angry guy with the trail of broken and prematurely ended marriages by the looks of things.Ha. Like Ross Geller. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northsea80 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Just the wee angry guy with the trail of broken and prematurely ended marriages by the looks of things. Who, Ross from friends? He never really seemed that angry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Who, Ross from friends? He never really seemed that angry. Just don't eat Raidernation's sandwich or shag his sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Who, Ross from friends? He never really seemed that angry. He was too stupid to be angry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Just don't eat Raidernation's sandwich or shag his sister. Or shag his sandwich and eat his sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Or shag his sandwich and eat his sister. That's a whole different moist maker altogether. If anyone never watched Friends, that means nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Where do I get one of them? Haven't a clue pal. I just got lucky. I do have an absolutely massive cock though, which might have assisted me. Who actually said 'ooh, better not upset her'? Adam, just after he typed 'I've broken her spirit'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 That Google advert on tv with the mother who makes the bags. It enrages me for some unknown reason. Although the music might have a lot to do with it. Twee, sickening pish. The mushy one with the couple getting back together is even worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 On this website so Matty your gonna have the choice of princess of paradise or kara_hibee Choose wisely. My birds okay with everything I do, she does however have this annoying habit when I'm out of phoning me randomly to see how I am, and then phoning to make sure I get home okay. Yeah. What is your bird doing caring about you. THE BITCH! Sorry I should have added in if I don't answer my phone because its shit signal, can't hear it or in passed out in my bed she rings me until I answer and then goes mad down the phone for making her worried 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Haven't a clue pal. I just got lucky. I do have an absolutely massive cock though, which might have assisted me. Adam, just after he typed 'I've broken her spirit'. Mines is roughly 7 inches flaccid and 21 inches erect. Is this a decent size? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 (edited) Mines is roughly 7 inches flaccid and 21 inches erect. Is this a decent size? If you can post on P&B you can phone the fermer to get you back in your field. Edited March 29, 2013 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I can't believe folk put up with that sort of shite. Have some fucking self respect. Call her out for being a cunt and if she acts similarly in future then punt her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I'm disgusted that the much-loved boot in the pie hasn't been mooted as a suitable remedy yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Mines is roughly 7 inches flaccid and 21 inches erect. Is this a decent size? It is for a folding umbrella. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Mines is roughly 7 inches flaccid and 21 inches erect. Is this a decent size? Normally this is only useful if you want to fcuk horses. But thanks to the miracle of modern medical science, you may be able to train a human partner to cope with your prodigious endowment. http://www.sdsd.scot.nhs.uk/Information%20leaflets/Vaginal%20dilatation%20leaflet%20final.pdf However, you should always have an ultrasound operative monitoring your partner during coitus, to preserve the integrity of vital organs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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