Guest The Phoenix Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 After a few weeks of lazily not shaving, I want to look a bit more respectable tomorrow, so I was going to shave. Unfortunately, I gave myself a touch of sunburn today. If I shave, I'm probably going to have massive white patches on my face and look sort of like an inverted ninja. So its scruff, or inverted ninja. My money's on scruffy inverted ninja. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 The inability to have a long lie-in on a Sunday *first post on here for ages and its in the pttgoyn thread Hi everybody 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 The inability to have a long lie-in on a Sunday *first post on here for ages and its in the pttgoyn thread Hi everybody Yip im about to cut the grass canny sleep anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Shopping. All forms of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Shopping. All forms of. Shoe shopping with the mrs is the worst 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Shoe shopping with the mrs is the worst Shoes for her? FFS, I didn't think any male in his right mind went shopping for shoes with his wife/girlfriend/partner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Shoe shopping with the mrs is the worst I genuinely feel for you. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Shoe shopping with the mrs is the worst Shoes for her? FFS, I didn't think any male in his right mind went shopping for shoes with his wife/girlfriend/partner. I don't even go shoe shopping with my wife when she's buying my shoes, never mind hers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I went holiday clothes shopping in Stirling today wi the good lady. Whenever she is wondering around those women's clothes shops, I bugger off to either HMV or a sports shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 No one else in this house understands that the trash needs to be taken out to the bin, it doesn't just magically move by itself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Dear Div, Do your own fucking dirty work. Forum Support and SuggestionsIf you are unsure of the new forum then this is the place to ask questions, report bugs and get help !You may also email support@pieandbovril.com or visit our online support website at http://pieandbovril.zendesk.com 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 No one else in this house understands that the trash needs to be taken out to the bin, it doesn't just magically move by itself! Hope you told your house mates that when you say trash, you mean rubbish, and not people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 My money's on scruffy inverted ninja. I went inverted ninja, although it wasn't TOO bad. Fortunately I cooked my whole face, so it was hard to tell under the red glow. I consider this weekend seized, and I don't care if I posted this on the wrong thread! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Yesterday I was at the Inch with some pals and was told not to drink much by my girlfriend since we had to go shopping. I then got told I wasn't allowed out as she can't drink because of her diet and because I needed to drive the next day. I accepted this to be nice to her. Today she asked me to go jogging, at 7 at night, just as I had put on Football Manager. I said no..... She said what about tomorrow..... I said maybe, it depends when I finish...... She's now in bed, fuming at me, telling me I'm a horrible boyfriend, that I'm incredibly selfish and that I never do anything to help. I'll never understand women or myself. Never 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 She's now in bed, fuming at me. Seize the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Seize the moment. I tried it before and it paid off, ever since it's failed though. Been met with fists, feet and even biting. Although I suppose some people might consider that foreplay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Yesterday I was at the Inch with some pals and was told not to drink much by my girlfriend since we had to go shopping. I then got told I wasn't allowed out as she can't drink because of her diet and because I needed to drive the next day. I accepted this to be nice to her. Today she asked me to go jogging, at 7 at night, just as I had put on Football Manager. I said no..... She said what about tomorrow..... I said maybe, it depends when I finish...... She's now in bed, fuming at me, telling me I'm a horrible boyfriend, that I'm incredibly selfish and that I never do anything to help. I'll never understand women or myself. Never Fight fire with fire. Make her do shit she doesn't want to do. Oh and remind her what a bus looks like, if you want a drink and she needs a lift then that's her problem. #manup Sent from ma phone using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 By seize the moment I thought he meant walk out on the crazy bitch!! That's Plan B if / when Plan A fails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Yesterday I was at the Inch with some pals and was told not to drink much by my girlfriend since we had to go shopping. I then got told I wasn't allowed out as she can't drink because of her diet and because I needed to drive the next day. I accepted this to be nice to her. Today she asked me to go jogging, at 7 at night, just as I had put on Football Manager. I said no..... She said what about tomorrow..... I said maybe, it depends when I finish...... She's now in bed, fuming at me, telling me I'm a horrible boyfriend, that I'm incredibly selfish and that I never do anything to help. I'll never understand women or myself. Never Call her bluff, dump her. See how she likes that shit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Call her bluff, dump her. See how she likes that shit! What a relief you didn't use the word "on" in your first sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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