RawB93 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Bought my girlfriend a 'cute' Christmas card (the sort of shite women like) and have just realise it has a penguin and a polar bear on it. Fucking furious. How could this have gone unforseen until now? What are you on about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 What are you on about? Polar bears? And penguins? Together? Never going to happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Polar bears? And penguins? Together? Never going to happen. Yes it will! Global warming caused by "Armageddon" will see to it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Bit like divorced couple from Warsaw. Poles apart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Did they not feed dead penguins to the polar bear at Edinburgh zoo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Polar bears? And penguins? Together? Never going to happen. A Westie shagged a Staffie once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Bit like divorced couple from Warsaw. Poles apart. I'd Czech that if I was you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Yes it will! Global warming caused by "Armageddon" will see to it Global warming caused by Rangers going bankrupt? Even Chic Young and Jim Traynor didn't claim that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Did they not feed dead penguins to the polar bear at Edinburgh zoo? My "they tried, but the bears couldn't get the wrapper off" joke would have worked if you hadn't stipulated they were dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Only getting one slice of cheese in a Big Mac. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 You posted 276 times in the Top 50 Best Posters in P&B History thread. And? I never participated in the sickening circle jerk that characterised that thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) And? I never participated in the sickening circle jerk that characterised that thread. Yeah you just watched everyone else w**k each other and called them silly every so often, thats a far better image Edited December 24, 2013 by RandomGuy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 War of the Worlds is superb. Well played Mrs M. I'm sure its being performed in Glasgow in the new year, but can't remember where/when 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 War of the Worlds is superb. Well played Mrs M. Just bought this on Ebay, even though my tastes largely consist these days of post metal, electronica, noise rock, metalgaze and grindcore its still an epic classic. The Eve of the War and Forever Autumn are two of my favourite songs of all time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Just bought this on Ebay, even though my tastes largely consist these days of post metal, electronica, noise rock, metalgaze and grindcore its still an epic classic. The Eve of the War and Forever Autumn are two of my favourite songs of all time. If you die, give your records to someone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 A standard test for designers of jeans should be if you sit down in them and all your change falls out your pocket, then start designing them again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) If you die, give your records to someone else. I have music in different formats numbering in the thousands and I haven't made a will yet. Currently converting my cd collection to MP3 format which so far has taken 8 months with 17GB stored so far. Plenty of classics including Johnny Cash, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Beach Boys, Captain Beefheart, The Doors, Neil Young, Brian Eno, David Bowie, Roxy Music, The Buzzcocks, The Fall, Jesus and Mary Chain, Dinosaur Jr and so on. Edited December 24, 2013 by CityDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I'm sure its being performed in Glasgow in the new year, but can't remember where/when Hope so, I'd love to see it, though I thought it had already been. I'll keep my eye out for anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Tinsel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Little old ladies that push in front of you in the queue or when you are browsing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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