capybara Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Tennis commentators who say " He's been playing for four hours". Absolute drivel. They play for about 15 seconds and then it's about three minutes before the next serve. And then there is the sit down breaks. A 4 hour game actually lasts less than 45 minutes. Lazy feckers !!! Now Cricket has the correct idea. It must be the only sport that you stop for two meals during the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Winning bidders on e-bay who don't pay. You can get e-bay to chase them, but if they don't answer e-mails or phone calls..... Best I will get is for e-bay to cancel their commission and then I have to get on with re-selling. Petty, but annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 c***s under the age of 60 who wear flat caps. You all look like complete fuds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I'm up at 5 in the morning and have to go without food until about 5:30pm tomorrow cos I'm getting my blood taken. I'm going to be fackin starving. I know nobody cares but I'm telling you anyhow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 People telling me things I don't care about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Being fucking wide awake at 3.25am 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) Being fucking wide awake at 3.25amI hear you brother! Went to sleep at 11 and have been wide awake since 1! That would be bad enough, but I'm babysitting my 18month old nephew tonight so he'll be up at about 8, then I start work at 4pm so I have about 4 hours to fit in some sleep; no gonna happen! ETA Nope not awake at 8, awake now **Insert pic of Homer S in the curfew episode after his wild night out** Edited January 23, 2014 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Being expected to give a f**k about things that don't effect me in any way. Example, one of my mates acquaintances took a panic attack (apparently) the other day. He told me and I said "that's a shame for her" and then I got a lecture about her having social anxiety or some bullshit like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Being fucking wide awake at 3.25am Better than a wet dream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Better than a wet dream. Debatable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 The Internet is bad line seems to been brought out again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Debatable. You need a seconder for that motion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 You need a seconder for that motion. It's P&B, shouldn't take too long for a kindred w****r spirit to back me up........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 It's P&B, shouldn't take too long for a kindred w****r spirit to back me up........ 10 pages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Ive had the Benny Hill theme tune in my head since 8am and I've just bought a packet of Guinness flavoured crisps which are disgusting. Not sure if the two are related. Doubtful. Both are b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Spreadsheets. That is all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Lassie on my facebook page says this guy looks like me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Got chatting to a lovely Indian woman today and told her my sad story about how hungry I was as I had to fast for 12 hours as I was due to get my blood taken later. Turns out she is a muslim and goes without food and drink for 21 hours every day for a month during Ramadan. Made my sob story seem even more pathetic than it already was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 People that want to read your paper, worse still is when your in a generous mood and let them they fold it every Fukien which way but loose. These cretins want strung up from a lamppost 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Got chatting to a lovely Indian woman today and told her my sad story about how hungry I was as I had to fast for 12 hours as I was due to get my blood taken later. Turns out she is a muslim and goes without food and drink for 21 hours every day for a month during Ramadan. Made my sob story seem even more pathetic than it already was. Nah I still have more sympathy for you. Her's is through choice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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